User talk:Loathing

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Sweet Christ!

Loathing

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

Duke
(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

Thanks for your commitment to the psychobabble I concocted. Your commitment to the good doctor is commendable. --THINKER 05:36, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

How in heaven's name does this thing work ? Well, what could else my commitment be, if not commendable ? I bow in your general direction. Thanks, man. --Loathing 18:34, 11 September 2007 (UTC)