User talk:Insineratehymn/archive5

Censoring

What's the point of censoring the word "Powershot"? --Composure1 00:35, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

It's called "denying recognition". If he sees his name everywhere, then he will have a reason to come back. If we censor those words, they will be removed from your results if you search for the word "Powershot". When he sees that his name no longer exists on Uncyclopedia, he will get the message that nobody cares about him here and will eventually go do something else. --General Insineratehymn 00:49, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Ok, that makes absolutely no sense here since in the context of the article that is not at all related to the user Powershot. By your line of reasoning, if we ever had a vandal whose username was "The", would you go around and censor the word "the" in every single article on Uncyclopedia? --Composure1 01:50, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Of course it made no sense! What else did you expect from a mad man such as myself? --General Insineratehymn 07:03, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Denying recognition is fine, but BUMPING OLD FORUM TOPICS WHICH HAVEN'T BEEN EDITED IN AGES IS ANNOYING. </rant> --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:55, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Hello

Thank you for my welcome, and sorry it took so long to reply to it. I've written a few articles now, that haven't been huffed. I am now looking at doing a rewrite of a higher profile article. The rewrite I have done is quite extensive. How would I go about doing this in a manner that won't offend it's previous contributers. Should I move it and link to it? I know it's not your job, but if you would you like to give my work a read through to see if it is funny enough to replace the article? I've put it at baby2 and linked to and from the original. Can you please tell me if you want me to delete it/move it/die a painful death?

With huge thanks

--Don alun 12:28, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Welcoming

Um yeah, I think that users who haven't edited in OVER A YEAR can probably be spared the "welcome" tag. Or I can brand the words "Disgusting Filthy Link Whore" on your head with a red hot iron if you prefer. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:07, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I am a filthy link whore. I admit my sins, yet I am not ashamed. --General Insineratehymn 00:40, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

We shall never forget

LET US BOW OUR HEADS IN SHAME The society for the commemoration of Porchesia would like to thank thee for helping us to remember, if only for a moment, the follies of the human race. Thank you for remembering

~ 16:57, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Took you long enough to notice, slut

Anyway, it's not like I didn't warn you I was going to do it:

“I can brand the words "Disgusting Filthy Link Whore" on your head”

~ Me on You

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:30, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

If you want to do it to anyone, do it to Tom mayfair. He has far more of a slut than me. --General Insineratehymn 03:02, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, and he got told off before for doing something similar. Welcoming "dead" users is like wiki necrophilia... and you wouldn't sleep with a corpse... would you? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:31, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Considering how lonely and miserable I am, yes I would. --General Insineratehymn 21:31, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

meh

I request an "Audios I Have Done" section on your User: space, sir. I would like to listen to them and have an intimate discussion with myself about how I feel when I hear them. Then I will eat some muffins. Big muffins. The ones you get, that are like, really big. And maybe I shall have some eggs too... Anyway, yes, please do make that section. -- 20:36, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

That section already exists. It is available here. --General Insineratehymn 21:26, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Ahh thanks. I was in fact just too lazy to look for it. Actually not. If I don't see a huge banner (preferably a flashing one) saying "hey, click here for audio" , I wont find it. -- 18:53, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Do you want me to add a big flashy banner to my userpage? --General Insineratehymn 22:41, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Notice of Apology

Congratulations! Xylitol Has awarded you your damn spotlight back! "I was just borrowing it- honest..."

There, happy? I'll be finished with your power tools by next week, I promise. Xylitol 01:53, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. It is much appreciated. --General Insineratehymn 01:59, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Help!

You left a message on my talk page saying if i need help to contact you, well i need help! I created the article SIG P226 and it was sort-of short, User Zombiebaron put a tag on it saying it was a stub and was going to be deleted in 7 days. I added two more sections and it looks fairly long now, is it safe for me to remove the tag now. thanks --Captain Yankee 04:48, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

It looks good enough so that you may remove the tag. Now you just need to work on the formatting of your article, and I can help you with that. --General Insineratehymn 04:49, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

What's wrong with the formatting. --Captain Yankee 04:53, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I was just saying that the article could be made more visually appealing and look nicer. --General Insineratehymn 04:53, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for all the help! --Captain Yankee 05:02, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. --General Insineratehymn 05:02, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Ooh, shiny...

For making his administration duties on Uncyc easier by pointing out a vandal he otherwise would have missed, Hinoa hereby awards you this semi-valuable shiny thing! Yay!

Well, technically you didn't point out a vandal I'd miss, but you certainly helped me out a lot with this here edit. So, have something shiny anyway. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 17:25, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

	Welcome to the Chaingang from El Zoof! Now go cut your head off - safely!
	Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

--El Zoof 10:17, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Metro

Don't revert them, just allow you guys to rip him apart. Even if it does cause huge drama again (which it won't) he will be the one that started it. —Braydie 02:10, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

OK. But if drama does start, I don't want to get involved in it. --General Insineratehymn 02:36, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Hey, it worked!

You-know-who didn't come back! --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:01, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

I think he did, actually. See UN:BP --AAA! (AAAA) 03:51, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Hey!

I would like to learn how to do templates. How do I do that?

..and though nothing has been huffed to my knowledge, I haven't got much in the way of edits or good reviews- I know I lack good tastes--- BUT COME ON!!- Happy Weasel YES!!! I got it to work!!! nevermind.

Help!

So, Insineratehymn, about three weeks ago I wrote the article Smalltown. It hasn't been huffed, but nobody's really edited it. So.......

PS: Drop the "Death Metal Bread" thing. For your sake.

PPS: No, Seriously

PPPS: Just Kidding

PPPPS: Or was I?

Harry101 10:46, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

No. I am not about to drop the "Death Metal Bread" thing. Go lay an egg. --General Insineratehymn 00:23, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Ouch. My menstrual cyacle begins next thursday, so...yeah.

IRC

Come on to IRC. We need to talk. --AAA! (AAAA) 10:00, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Rednecks

Could you make a voice version of http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Rednecks ? Dark Apostrophe (Click here to bitch. :)) 19:57, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Wa-hey! Free Food!

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 11:27, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

MediaWiki:Uncyclopedia.js

Ah, sorry for breaking Uncyclopedia without a notice. I'm Wikia's staff member and I was trying to fix the wgBreakFrames error, but turns out it's not possible like that, our developers will fix it server-side on Monday. Sorry for the confusion. Datrio 19:00, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote...

For voting for me for WoTM in March. Big Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:38, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. *smooches* --General Insineratehymn 16:42, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Enjoy an award

Capercorn 18:54, 6 April 2007 (UTC)