User talk:Hot reapergod

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ARBITER

Arbiter  

        Mexican alien                                                                       covenant hero

THE ARBITER OR BIOTCH PEREZ ( BORN IN PUEBLO,MEXICO 1987).

WEIGHT: DOES NOT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT

HEIGHT: 7’2”

ARMY RANK: ARBITER

HOBBIES: SELLING ORANGES/ KILLING BRUTES/ MAKING GREENCARDS

HAIRCOLOR: BALCK BUT IS BALD AFTER OVER USE OF LOREAL HAIR GEL

SPOUSE:

EARLY CHILDHOOD

Biotch was born to Maria and Burrito Perez. They lived in a little to called pueblo. His father worked at a low-rider shop. His mom took care of his 20 brothers and sisters. He had a poor education. He always heard of a better life in America but never had the heart to leave his beloved Mexico.

ADULT LIFE When Biotch was 16 he moved in with his girlfriend bitch. Before he started his life long passion and soon to be mega cooperation of selling oranges he worked with his father at the good old taco family low-rider shop. After a year he married his girlfriend and then soon they had a soon. They named him master chief. After a while Biotch got fed up with his poverty like lifestyle. He wanted to be more. He came up with the famous quote “ when life hands your neighbor oranges fuck his wife steal the oranges illegally go to America and make orange juice to sell and become rich and then become bankrupted and deported back to where you cam from“.

Selling Oranges (by the freeway)

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