User talk:Happytimes/VFD/R. Kelly

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From: Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/archive199#R._Kelly[edit source]

R. Kelly[edit source]

Keep
  • Symbol recycle vote.svg Keep It starts funny (good). Is really really racist (bad). Ends funny (good). It's been around since 18 March 2006 with over 150+ edits (good?). Rewrite out the racist, reduce & tie the the pee jokes into Pee Review and remove the Kelly list and we're good.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  04:58, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
Just do it! if it works, I'll flip my vote. (Do the pee jokes have to be saved? Do they relate to anything in reality?) Spıke ¬  05:01 29-Dec-09
There was a time when a candid movie of him (that he supposedly filmed) urinating on a 14 year old sex partner went viral. It was covered in the press tabloids: Star, Fox, CNN, TMZ, etc. White people found out about it when Dave Chappelle made fun of it, twice. Jimmy Kimmel made fun of Kelly's 5 part "Trapped in a Closet" for at least a week on his show with: "The Pizza" (And I quote: "R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" has redefined hip hop video art with a five-part saga of Shakespearean proportions." What a pretentious a-hole.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~ 
Shakespearean, eh? I appreciate the cultural education, have visited the Wikipedia article, and the litany of misconduct (over which charges were not filed or guilty verdicts could not be reached) begs parody, perhaps by gross exaggeration. Bonus points for a tie-in to an American society unwilling to redress misbehavior by minorities and especially superstars. Spıke ¬  13:56 30-Dec-09
You know, this is pretty terrible in it's current form. Let's move it over to User:Happytimes/VFD/R. Kelly so I can fix it up.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 03:28 (UTC)
  • Symbol recycle vote.svg Keep I sit in front of computer, 7 o'clock in the evening. Then I enter Unyc and I see VFD! I carefully watch every nomination and I see there R. Kelly has been nominated! Then I click on the "log in", I write my nickname! Then I write password logiin' to the Uncyc now! Then I vote on R. Kelly, I submit my vote! And this vote was "Keep"! Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 18:41, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
Delete
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As promised below during discussion of "Category:People killed by Kari Byron", this article on a "mediocre American R & B "artist" appears to have only one joke: peeing on people. A magnet for vandalism and anonIPs. Spıke ¬  01:01 29-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 03:45, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg NUKE IT! per Spike's reasons. --TrekCaptain 06:51, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:05, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. A bunch of bad ideas and pee jokes. Ugh. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:23, Jan 4
  • Delete No and no. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:28, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Redlips10.gif Roman Dog Bird I hope you know I pack a chainsaw 21:40, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
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From: Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/archive148#Pee_phone[edit source]

Pee phone[edit source]

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Christmas Carols By Colin ("All your base" Heaney)[edit source]

Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
Please do not pee on me
Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
It would bring me great glee
The DNA, the dirty tape
The the legal fee, the urine rape
Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
Please do not pee on me.
  -R. Kelly Christmas

-- Smiley for Communism 18:59, 22 December 2007 (UTC)