User talk:Greevous

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"Philippines" Article

Yes it has been huffed. Unfortunately, some of the sensitive jackasses missed the wit and humor and misinterpreted it as crass and vulgar. I am one of the main contributors in that article. I tried my best to keep it afloat but to no avail.

Worse, when I tried to condense and improve the article after it has been deleted, a fellow Filipino contributor has gone ballistic and arrogantly announced in the discussion tab that I'm trying to restore the huffed article. Talk about crab mentality.

The jackass contributor I'm talking about was one of the harshest critic.

I gave up on that article after that whistle blower asshole did what he did. That article was perfect, and in my honest opinion, it cannot be written any other way.

--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 20:09, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

re:

Tagalugin ko na lang para hindi maintindihan ng lahat. Hindi na maibabalik yung dating article, siguro lie low muna, pero malabo na. Baka ma-ban ka pa pag binalik mo ulit yung article. Ok na sana, narevise ko na. Kasi ang reklamo ng mga admin masyadong mahaba, so sinummarize ko at tinaggal ko yung ibang di masyadong relevant. Eh eto namang isang user eh nag choo choo, kaya di ko na binalik.

Matagal nang diskusyon yun sa discussion page ng Philippines. Mkikita mo yung user na yun sa discussion page ko. Matagal na nyang gusto angkinin yung page, duda ko nga chinoochoo sa ICQ eh. Tapos nung binuking ko kung ano anong palusot pinagsasabi.

Kung gusto mo isulat yung article ng Pinas, sa tingin ko simula ka sa umpisa. Ako ayoko na, nadala na ako. Sayang lang yung mga sinulat ko dun, ang ganda na eh. Actually ako lang at isa pang pinoy ang nagmaintain, nagformat at nagpatino nung article na yun eh. Andami kasing IP users na nagblablank at kung ano anong hindi nakakatawa nilalagay.

Mahirap talaga pre, talangka mentality yung iba.

--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 11:43, 12 October 2007 (UTC)