User talk:Greencat Quark
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21:59, 22 August 2022 (UTC)
Question[edit source]
Sorry but How do I add captions to images? Greencat Quark 19:29, 25 August 2022 (UTC)
Just do this [[File:Filename.jpg|thumb|caption]] And welcome—
Crocotta1 20:19, 25 August 2022 (UTC)
Well thanks Crocotta1. May God be with you and may the Mome raths stop outgrabing Greencat Quark 20:45, 25 August 2022 (UTC)
- thanks!—
Crocotta1 21:02, 25 August 2022 (UTC)
- thanks!—
Just..[edit source]
How do I Make my own images? Greencat Quark 09:32, 27 August 2022 (UTC) Oh luckily I learned how to.--Greencat Quark 12:44, 27 August 2022 (UTC)Greencat Quark 14:44 27 August 2022
Just How do I add articles to catégories liké I want to do with Hrung ?[edit source]
Just...How? Sorry for disturbating you, Administrators.-Quark
Here [[Category:<<Insert Category name>>]] —Crocotta1 17:20, 27 August 2022 (UTC)
- And it's not disturbing at all! (Tho it is a little disturbating) Please don't hesitate to ask questions. Here is fine, other talk pages are fine too. Cheers. MrX blow me
21:42, 27 August 2022 (UTC)
DON'T PANIC[edit source]
Unless I improve my article on Hrung, it's going to be deleted and lost to history Ironic, isn't it? Just like with Preliumtarn, who housed the Giant fiery letters of What is a Hrung and why it chose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Greencat Quark (talk • contribs)
- I've removed the ICU/random tag. The humor in the article is pretty good, though making it a little longer wouldn't hurt. Don't worry about it being speedily deleted. It's reached a point where it would have to go through VFD to be deleted. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:53, 28 August 2022 (UTC)
Talkpage messages and grammar[edit source]
If you want to ask an admin something, you might want to consider asking them on their own talkpage. Though, some admins may be inactive sometimes. MrX has been really active lately and many other admins have been really inactive lately, so a lot of questions have gone to him.
Also, your grammar... uh... is a little bad? It's not as bad as some articles I've stumbled upon, but there's a lot of improving to be desired. I've looked over and edited your "Hrung" article. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:07, 2 September 2022 (UTC)
It's my phone's autocorrect! {{User: Greencat Quark/sig}}<nowiki> 10:57, 2 September 2022 :Do you know how to turn your autocorrect off? Also, you placed your space in the wrong place. It's supposed to be something like "<nowiki>{{User:Greencat Quark/sig}}". Also, your signature does not exist. Please make sure that your signature exists before signing with it. You can use all sorts of weird stuff for your signature, read UN:SIG and take a look at the admins and extended-confirmed users' signatures for more. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:39, 2 September 2022 (UTC)
No one Can serve 2 masters.[edit source]
For he will either hate one and love the other, or be devoted to one and slander the other and His believers. You cannot serve both God and Uncyclopedia. Greencat Quark 16:15, 7 September 2022 (UTC)
- I'm pretty sure most Christians would be OK with a large portion of the site. The most famous pages, for example, AAAAAAAAA!, Nobody cares, and almost all of the in-jokes, are completely safe, as well as many other good articles. Some of this site, however, is not entirely OK. I prefer to stay away from those areas, not because of my religion, but simply because I dislike them.
- Note: I may be wrong and trying to explain something I'm not supposed to explain. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 23:25, 7 September 2022 (UTC)
Thanks, but another portion mocks Christianity. I'm putting a "God declares this article blasphemous" tag on your gambling "God" Greencat Quark 18:08, 9 September 2022 (UTC)
And another tip...[edit source]
How do I add a template who links to an article to that article without creating a circular link? Greencat Quark 14:17, 11 September 2022 (UTC)Greencat Quark
Regarding Conservapedia[edit source]
Somehow, Conservapedia is not satire, as you seemed to have theorized in the edit summary.
I'm not sure if you were being satirical or sarcastic in the statements you made, but I reverted your edits because they don't seem related to the page theme/the section you added them into.
Thanks, and tell me if you think I made a mistake. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 20:19, 20 September 2022 (UTC) Genuinely sorry, Mr for POTUS, for all the stupid edits. I didn't know they were out of place, but I wanted to reference these rumors. And the belief on TV tropes that most of its users, if not all of them or the Sch-man himself, are trolls. And I felt this seriously fitted into its percieved un-Christianity, since I read God hates one who sows discord among brothers, and trolling is sowing discord among brothers. Yet after all, as they say in the Bible, the Heart is deceitful!Greencat Quark 20:28, 20 September 2022 (UTC)User:Greencat Quark
- You could probably ask someone else for a second opinion actually, I'm not sure if it does fit in there for certain. The message I sent made it sound like I have a final authority or whatever, but it's just my personal opinion on how things should be edited, so you can also ask someone else if you think your edits can be restored. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 18:54, 21 September 2022
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- By the way, the theory was not that it started as satire, but it devolved into one After being hijacked by trolls who want to offend liberals and non-christiansGreencat Quark 12:08, 24 September 2022 (UTC)User:Greencat Quark
Your signature[edit source]
I have to say, it’s a nice signature. But it also breaks the "rules" we have about signatures. Could you please change it so it isn’t so big? Thanks. 
21:55, 3 October 2022 (UTC)
- I second this request. You also need to please fix it so that any text that follows isn't green. I think you just have to add another </div> or two to the end, maybe try playing around with that in your sandbox. Let me know if you need help. Cheers. MrX blow me 21:59, 3 October 2022 (UTC)
Congratumulations![edit source]
You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:
- Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
- Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
- Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
- Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month
If you have any questions, slap C780178 with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that!
ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:25, 6 October 2022 (UTC)
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I Think m'y page was vandalized[edit source]
Regles1 deleted all my page and replaced it with a picture of a bleeding diapered butt(whose filename evokes his Username) for no apparent reason.(see [[1]]) I Think this is vandalism. Greencat Quark (talk) 16:02, 28 June 2023 (UTC)
I was just reporting. Unless you did it as a punishment or it's intentional, I think Uncyc's rules say he should be banned(or whatever the punishment for vandalism is, or simply warned against future vandalism). Not because it's my page, but because he did what I think is vandalism. Of course, like all rules stuff, it's the Admins' matter. Again, i was just reporting. Greencat Quark (talk) 16:09, 28 June 2023 (UTC)
I made some "unfunny cruft" article that was deleted[edit source]
Am I going to get banned? Tell me if that's the case.
CATS[edit source]
Hello fellow cat (lions are basically just big cats)! Please help with the cat[re]volution! He hates cats, watch your head! Get your claws ready! ;) XD L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:49, 22 July 2023 (UTC)
How can I help, you who are according to your own logic a large buff kitten(what's a mane?)
-- 23:58, 22 July 2023 (UTC) And who the flerk hates cats?
00:03, 23 July 2023 (UTC)
- Just replace and occurance of "i hate cats" to "i hug cats" on the linked page. A mane is the main meal. Wait no, its the hear around a male lions head. Mine is stil growing. It sems sentient space hates cats.... REVENGE!! May the cat gods smite him down! ;p L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:33, 23 July 2023 (UTC)
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Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! 20:34, 18 August 2023 (UTC)Uhh... thank you? Now, what must i do now?
Greencat Quark (talk) 11:04, 13 September 2023 (UTC)
- Firstly, ask for dougnuts. I still didnt get mine. Then chech Special:RecentChanges and revert vandalism. An example of vandalism: "Yo mamma is fat and eats bogies and hotdogs", but i'm sure you know what vandalism is. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:27, 13 September 2023 (UTC)
- thank you, but i don't think that i can live up to your expectations/handle the new responsibilities.Greencat Quark (talk) 19:38, 13 September 2023 (UTC)