Hrung
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A Hrung (pronounciation lost to history) is an extinct species shrouded in historical mystery. They are the one of the most unclassifiable species in the galaxy, second only to God. For this reason, no eye witness could satisfactorily explain what a Hrung is, making their true appearance lost to history, and one can only speculate how they looked like, or if they even HAD genders or houses or religions or vehicles or social media or conspiracy theories or toasters. The only thing we know about them is they're very huge. If they were tiny, how could Hrung's collapse wipe out civilization on Betelgeuse 7?
The Great Hrung War[edit | edit source]
In a galactic sideral year (data lost to history, but commonly agreed to be 03747) a war broke out among the Hrungs. Maybe it was due to religious issues, if they even had religions. Maybe it was due to their problems with finding the meaning of 42. Maybe it was due to their fruitless struggles to find their place in Evolution (they're unclassifiable, remember?). Maybe it was just debate over whether their homeworld's map, if they even had maps, should be south pole up or north pole up. Whatever the reason, it was lost to history. We can all agree the war proper wasn't pretty, and about 99.9% of the Hrungs died in the war. The weapons used, if any, were also lost to history, such as the way the Hrungs could carry them.
Collapse on Betelgeuse Seven[edit | edit source]
One of the last surviving Hrungs decided to go to Betelgeuse (or Betamax) Seven. Why Betelgeuse Seven? Nobody knows! For some reason which all sources claim to be Yellow, but is, like most facts about them, lost to history, they decided to collapse. The impact wiped out all civilization and hypothetical data about Hrungs on Betelgeuse Seven except for a man and his son. The man committed suicide due to contracting shame from his incapacity to teach his son how to pronounce his name, leaving the son to be raised at the neighboring planet Betelgeuse Five.