User:Greencat Quark
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This user is a complete, irredeemable dominatrix. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and hack at a prostitute. |
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This user annoys people with his little to no knowledge of Deutsch. |
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This user speaks Română at a near-native level. |
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This user is a Christian
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. Hello it's me Greencat
Quark I am about to be shot at home while napping.
User:Greencat Quark/sig is here so I can correct it.
I was TOO YOUNG when I joined! Twelve years and Eight months old(don't even try pedos, my country has many houses, and a good chunk of these houses' owners would be ready to call the cops on you or severely injure you). No I am not a fiery-eyed albino spitting a Sword, but I like Cthulhu and I am Tsathoggua FHTAGN insane. I joined Uncyclopedia by mistake and I am a Romanian Cheshire Cat but I live in [TOPSECRET]. I AM NOT HUFFABLE!!
I just found out Soylent Green is Pickles and the Vatican probably will behead me for knowing this. I ran out of Cheshire juice, then I started to have Dreams of Francisco Ximenez beheading me
To Cardinal Ximenez: You are literally the worst beheader.
Ow I am dead. Just kidding !! Cardinal Biggles:We'll torture you until you total annihilation energy pillar yourself... Hahaha!! GC Quark : First I Need Cheshire juice. Cardinal Fang: Ok. I'll get it...and our first torture device!
Oof, I nuked the Inquisition. Anyways I am a Troper cat and consider myself a Christian, though I don't routinely attend church(emphasis on routinely). I often incorporate historical knowledge based on the teachings of an eldritch entity incarnate in fully-grown ovula with extra Y chromosome flesh, that nicknamed His follower Simon "Rocky", His other follower Doubting Judas(not to be confused with Judas Iscariot) "The Twin(Thomas in Greek)", and thrashed markets with an improvised whip(good Idea!)into my edits(ex: the Aslan quote on Christian Logic).
Creations
Did you know I recovered the Great Hrung War? I thus gave myself the title of Pilex (meaning Boy who Can satisfactorily explain why there haven't been other hrung collapses but not what is a Hrung is nor why it chose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven) I also discovered Mr wrinkler is a SKRULL and found out about False Idol worship. Oops this is redundant when you can look at my contributions.(if you're pissed off at me or have something to say talk to my talk page cause i don't always read the messages in edit summaries)