User:Yahoobox

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

usbx

Usb!

No, really!

Usb!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

USB!!!!!11

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes.

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This is my user box...I mean page. BEHOLD!

♀

This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

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This user identifies as homoflexable, meaning they can't afford to be too choosy.

YA

This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk ... or a student.

YA

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a paladin . Hide your demons and undead.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.

This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

DIFF E

This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.

LV-2	This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.

This user is a Nintendo fan.

Uncyclopedia:Babel

en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. us-N

lz-N This user is a native speaker of Lesbian. lz-N

gee-4 This user speaks Geek at a near-native level. gee-4

gbs-4 This user speaks Galactic Basic Standard at a near-native level. gbs-4 fur-4 This user speaks Furry at a near-native level. fur-4

MW-4 This user speaks MediaWiki at a near-native level. MW-4

ns-4 This user speaks Newspeak at a near-native level. ns-4

pika-4 This user speaks Pikachu at a near-native level. pika-4

sa-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Sarcasm. sa-3

ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML. ht-2

elv-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Elvish. elv-1

il-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Igpay Atinlay. il-1

la-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin. la-1

fig-0 This user does not understand Fight (or understands it with considerable difficulties). fig-0

ah-0 This user does not understand Asshat (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ah-0

ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers. ao-G

fh-G This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers. fh-G

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17-G