User:Weezing22arbok/Magnemite

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A ball with screws and magnets.

As you all know, especially you, <insert name here>, this fucking thing is a fuck. Thing is, have you seen it at you house??? Maybe while you're sleeping, one is staring at your fucking face. And you do know, you, <insert name here>, is one yourself!!!!!!!!!

<insert name here>[edit | edit source]

Yeah, you're a something, alright!!!

the THING[edit | edit source]

Uhhh.PNG Never underestimate this whole damn thing... it may be at your undies right now!!!!!

Your fuckin advice[edit | edit source]

You, <insert name here>, yeah you, BITCH! This is your advice: IF YOU RUN TO A WALL, DON'T THINK YOU ARE STUPID, JUST THINK YOU'RE MORE THAN STUPID, YOU'RE A DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sights[edit | edit source]

You've seen this "ball of lightning" in you own back yard, right <insert name here>? And also you can see him also in your TV, Pokemon in Discovery Channel...