User:Uber

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i am uber. i rule over u.

Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a master of extreme sarcasm, and can kill a grue with a mere utterance.
This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd.
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This user walks down the
left-hand path.
Thus, they would be considered
evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

This user does not speak English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all English speakers.

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This user is
Over 9000.
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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user is a reincarnation of Oscar Wilde.
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Kiss33.jpg Awww... how adorable! You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*

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This user can see what you don't!
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This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.

Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!

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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user is a mutant.
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This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.
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This user's IQ is over 111.
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This user has created 1337 userboxes because one liners are easy.
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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subliminal!
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This user denounces BENSON.
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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!
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This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return.
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This user is interested in freethought as they sure as hell don't want to pay!

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This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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This user is elite.
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This user idolises Dr. House
and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.

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This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.

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This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)

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This user contributes using Mozilla,
because it could easily defeat Godzilla.
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OperaLogo.jpg This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.

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This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
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This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.
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This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
ABYSS

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This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.
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This user IS The Abyss.
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This user plays RunEscape.
Laugh at Pray for them.
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This user plays on a PS2 because it's just as good as a PS3.

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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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Tetris kick ass.png This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.

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This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her.
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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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This user is a
Net Authority Violator
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This user loves pi
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci sequence and anything to do with it.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.
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This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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Uber's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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This user has been blocked
1337 times.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user is owned by one or more cats.
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This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
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This user studies psychology because it's really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
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This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
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This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun.
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bu-G User opposes the use of Bullet.
typo-4 Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle.

This user speaks their mind all the time. Loudly. In your face!

-uber

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