User talk:Uber

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Please don't blank pages

Blanking will just get you banned for a very long time, and your edit wil be reverted in, like, 42 seconds. You may not have liked our page on Satanism, but that doesnt give you an excuse for blanking it. Alternatively, welcome to Uncyclopedia! :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:31 June 14 '09

ok, thanks! P.S. what do you reccomend for me editing the satanism article???

first of all, read this very carefully, then edit accordingly. oh, and just don't vandalise or blank and you'll be fine. Enjoy your stay! :) • FreddCan Shredd • • • 04:11, October 21, 2009 (UTC)