User:SockyTheSockpuppet/V1

This is an old version of my userspace. It has been moved so I may edit change it and move it back, if I so desire.

Unlike everybody else who uses their userpage for greatness, I use mine for articles I'm writing but have not yet finished (mostly because Old Crashy tends to crash every few hours (sadly, this sentence is entirely serious). And since it tends to have the worst crashes when I need it most, I've realized it is out to get me.

Why? Eat Sand

On any given day, millions of perfectly reasonable individuals stare down at their delicious gruel and think "Why not eat something else? Your reasons may be that you're an adventurous eater, want to expand your horizons, or you feel the need to question the way things are. These are all perfectly rational thoughts, so this concise, straightforward page is here to help you make a informed intelligent decision.

Sand is delicious

That is a well known FACT! DO NOT QUESTION IT!

So you decided to question it, eh?

Wise choice. I've alerted the proper authorities who will arrive shortly. You will be sorry...

So you died. Now what?

There are MANY ways to continue all the productive lifestyle, such as feeding the hungry, getting a date, and visiting your wife to say "Hi!"

Or you could start fresh and unlive your dreams. This is not recommended, as you have obviously lived a meaningful life full of close friends and had a perfect family. However, there are a few helpful tips as to where you should start:

Step 1: Die

You've already done this, genius.

Step 2: Read a highly informative, unbiased article on a reputable website

Or hit yourself over the head with a rock. You'll get the same effect.

Step 3: OBEY

It is at this point you have undoubtedly absorbed the many great ideas contained within. It is time to act on them as recklessly as possible.

Bulimian Seven-Legged Goat Dog

The Bulimian Seven-Legged Goat Dog (Vomitus Excessus Fictionous), is an endangered marsupial native to the Republic of Bulimia. It was made their national flower in 1963.

An example of a more widely known, yet highly inferior marsupial: the common Wikipedian.

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Accordion Hero

Accordion Hero was a hugely popular accordion-based video game, released by Electronic Accordion Inc. and the Accordion Industry Association of Americaon an unknown date prior to the great nation's complete annihilation by a terrorist sleeper cell. (Finish later)

Random pages I may or may not make

• Don't
• Blellow (color)
• Alison Chains
• Bad Idea Machine {Wikipedia has one. Why shouldn't we?}
• Share your results