User:Sir lefwee
Dr. Prof. Mr. Sir LeFwee (Fucktober 45, 3027 - Shitember 11, 2001) , known by his stage name Sir LeFwee, is a user on this website. He is well known for giving your mom AIDS, playing with knives, inventing the Etch-A-Sketch, and inventing Viagra. He is the father of Lil Wayne, Jessica Alba, Theodore Roosevelt, & some Jewish guy.
Sir LeFwee is a African-Spanish-Chinese-Mexican-Cuban-Irish-French-Simoan-British-German-Puerto Rican-Jamaican-Indian-Japanese-Native American-Chilean-Iranian-Greek-Haitian-Egyptian-Hawaiian-Dominican-Australian-Hungarian-Dutch-Norwegian-Korean-Arabian-Finnish-Turkish-Scottish-Thai-Icelandic-Iraqi-Swedish-Argentinean-Russian-Italian-Portuguese-Austrian-Swiss-Israeli-Indonesian-Brazilian-Vietnamese-Filipino-Venezuelan-Canadian-American.
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Sir LeFwee was born on the South Pole, literally. It was stuck in his ass for 47 weeks. Dr. Phil delivered LeFwee, proclaiming "It's a girl! But it has a penis! Want me to cut it off?" Shortly after a penguin pulled LeFwee off the pole, he gave birth to rapper Lil Wayne and that stupid Jew guy.
Growing Up In Harlem[edit | edit source]
In 1999, after becoming Queen Elizabeth I's pimp, Sir LeFwee starting Puppy Huffing and popularized the phrase "Go Fuck Yourself!" He is also noted during this time for playing the Chinese sport of child pornography with founder John Travolta. Later, he painted a portait of Vivica A. Fox giving the middle finger, which sold for $4,000,000,000,000,000 to Snoop Dogg. Prior to the Bears vs. Unicorns Conflict, LeFwee gave birth to Jessica Alba. They found out they actually were not related, so they continued to have hot, rough, raw, naked, sweaty sex.
Career[edit | edit source]
Sir LeFwee was fired as the manager of that one Burger King down the street, after 18 years. He pursued an acting career, becoming well-known for his role as a broom in the television series Scrubs and made a cameo on the show Cops.
Death/Non-Death[edit | edit source]
He was killed by a Kitten Huffing Nazi while founding Apple Inc. That fucking dick Steve Jobs stole his all his ideas, pot, and money, which were kept under his Barbie Pillow. 13 years later, Sir was revived by a prostitute in Los Angeles. She was snorting cocaine out of his asshole, and it woke him up. He was dead, so I don't know how the fuck he could be awaken. He kicked the hooker escort in the mouth, and went back to China to kill the cock-sucking vampire from Twilight.
While looking for gold on a rainbow, Sir was diagnosed with Life. He was a patient at St. Jews' Children Hospital for 14.5 years. He was successfully cured, when he got death. But his lord and savior (there is no God) Jesus Buddha Satan Allah Jehovah Christ resurrected him and made his weenie bigger. He can actually make women orgasm now! (and men on Tuesday nights)
Why the Fuck Isn't He Dead?![edit | edit source]
He cannot die, you stupid French faggot. He is just as invincible as Chuck Norris, now go suck on a vagina.
Discography[edit | edit source]
| Year | Song | Chart Positions | Album | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| U.S. | U.K. | France | Armenia | Bolivia | YouTube | North Korea | Antarctica | Atlantis | Moon | Uncyclopedia | |||
| 1642 | "Fuck Yo Bitchez n' Hoes" (featuring Ludafish & T-Panties) | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | Don't Call Me A Nigger |
| 1776 | "Stick It In Me (Vaseline)" | 1 | 3 | 200 | 16 | 10 | 2 | 88 | 2 | - | 644 | - | |
| 1999 | "Gangsta For Life" (featuring Yoko Ono & Fergie) | 1 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 12 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 1 | The Debut Comeback |
| 2000 | "Holy Shit, I Killed A Cop!" (featuring The Jonas Brothers) | 1 | - | - | 70 | 55 | - | 2 | 47 | - | 34 | 4 | |
| "F4T A$$ P!MP" (featuring Eminem, Jesus, & Backstreet Boys) | 155 | 9 | 5 | 0.1 | 123 | 42 | -6 | 32 | 42 | 42 | 42 | ||
| "Eat Pussy & Suck Dick" | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | ||
| 2012 | "Angel Baby Soldier (Mi Amor)" (featuring MC Beaner) | - | - | 12.5 | - | - | 111 | 89 | - | - | 51 | 40 | Deeper Than My Butthole |
| "Dance Floor Sex" (featuring 50 Cent, Jay-Z, & Lady GaGa) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | - | ||
| 3000 | "Slipping On Cum" (featuring Pac Man) | 38 | 666 | 1/2 | - | -44 | 200 | 89 | 5 | - | 51 | 94 | Illegally Downloaded |
Quotes[edit | edit source]
"Float like a caterpillar, sting like a termite."
"Why the hell are you watching 'Jersey Shore'? Are you retarded?"
"I hate you so much."
"Mutha' fuckin' Thug Life! Fuck Biggie! WEST SIDE 'TIL I DIE. I'ma rap about my death before it happens."
"No, that was not a 2Pac quote. Bite me."
"L0L, UR M0M IZZ S000 F4T. nubbly n00b nubbz H4XX0RZ!"
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