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I didn't write this crap! WAIT, yes I did. Nevermind.
- cable television
- The Sims
- collage (no, not university)
- prank calling Oscar Wilde
- throwing sheep on Facebook
- singing online karaoke
- making useless lists
- downloading this song
- collecting lists and other junk
Article Attempts (not in order)
- User:Simsilikesims/Ice Cream Flavors Not in the Top 100 - my first VFD casualty (you must remember this, a list is just a list...)
- What was God thinking!?
- Cleanliness - self nommed for FFW, a wiki-wide cleanup project.
- Greatest discovery - my first ICU casualty (apparently someone disagreed with the idea that particular article was their greatest discovery)
- HowTo:Get a job - FFW casualty, now is rewritten by someone else
- HowTo:Wake up from a bad reality
- HowTo:Spend time with your pet
- Carbohydrates - my first PLS attempt
- HowTo:Drive Your Car Out of A Lake
- Spider Solitaire - a PLS idea I got from an IP's failure at said idea
- HowTo:Play Casino Poker Online - an idea gotten from a spambot
- Where is Everybody?
- Capital (Deity)
- Why?Drink blood
- UnNews:Trump claims toilets don't suck enough, vows to deregulate
Unfinished to finish someday, when inspiration strikes
- User:Simsilikesims/Pharmaceutical drug
- User:Simsilikesims/Why?Get Traditional Sour Cream Party Rainbow Classic Grey Black Xxxl Sandals