User:Simsilikesims/old

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Feed the carnivorous cowplant at your own risk.


US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Bofh.svg This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
free This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.
This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
A This user is an adult in body only. Let them know when their mind catches up!
IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.




Pot ato.png Helper of a Featured Article
This user is lazy and uncreative and, instead of writing their own article, helped edit another person's idea. You can vote for other edited gobshite or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH and view the article at the featured archive.
us-NThis user is a native speaker of American English.



Awards[edit]

Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month August 2010

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This user created HowTo:Wake Up From A Bad Reality, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. Good for them us!
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Boring Hobbies[edit]

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B - o - r - i - n - g !
Hey, don't look at me.
I didn't write this crap! WAIT, yes I did. Nevermind.

Article Attempts (not in order)[edit]

Unfinished to finish someday, when inspiration strikes[edit]

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