User:Simsilikesims/old

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Feed the carnivorous cowplant at your own risk.
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This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from Methamphetamine.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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This user is interested in free thought as they sure as hell don't want to pay!
This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This user is an adult in body only. Maybe one day their mind will catch up!
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This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.
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Featured Colonization: Al Gore

This person contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.



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This user helped edit another person's idea which went on to be a featured article. You can vote for or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH or take a look at the featured article archive.
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This user is a native speaker of American English.
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Designated Poopsmith

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. Pity them.
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Awards[edit | edit source]

Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month August 2010
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This user created HowTo:Wake Up From A Bad Reality, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!
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Boring Hobbies[edit | edit source]

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B - o - r - i - n - g !
Hey, don't look at me.
I didn't write this crap! WAIT, yes I did. Nevermind.

Article Attempts (not in order)[edit | edit source]

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Unfinished to finish someday, when inspiration strikes[edit | edit source]

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