HowTo:Play Casino Poker Online

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Step One[edit | edit source]

Find an online casino poker game, preferably one that is free to play. After all, the payouts are all in fake money anyway, so why pay to play? Besides, if you did find one that paid out any significant amount of real money, you know you'd end up owing a big tax bill at the end of the year, which would make the point of winning moot. So look around, these games are easy to find to play for free. You can even play most of them on your phone, making your mobile phone even more addictive, which is what all the phone companies want anyway, right? Especially when you exceed your data allowance playing online games.

Step Two[edit | edit source]

Get a good starting hand. The best way to do this is by decorating your hand with lucky symbols and wearing lots of lucky charms and talismans on your person while playing. Multiple necklaces, anklets, and bracelets are encouraged, as well as lucky socks and lucky underwear, as well as lucky shirt and lucky shorts or pants, or skirt if you are a lady. Ladies may even wear lucky garters.

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Mind what the other players are doing. If they call, you call. If they fold, you fold. If they raise, you raise - nothing like a good bluffing. If they strip, you strip. Just be sure not to take off any of your lucky charms or talismans when stripping.

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You don't want to be a flop, so don't take the flop. Not unless it contains four Aces. Aces are lucky. Kings and Queens are less lucky, since in the French Revolution both Kings and Queens were beheaded.


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Now you have the confidence to push and pull on the real boys (who will especially love this if you are a wild woman) as well as perhaps step suitable world of high-rolling Qiu Qiu Online. But almost all that confidence we know you have a nagging worm in the rear of your head whispering something about "trust" and "fears". We know because ache . been there and close to alone my girlftriend!

There truly lot persons who are "good at poker", who then pay a visit to the conclusion that they are in some way "better" than all the opposite "good" poker players around them. If a bunch of "good" poker players sit down at a table to play, even though luck doesn't become involved, it has decided to become apparent that from the those good poker players are better than others.

That said, if you happen to be seasoned player, if you've mastered obtain tight aggressive play and table position strategies, playing multiple tables, two tables instead of one, ends up being something to attempt. The more tables you can play at the same time, the better a poker player you can prove yourself to be. Remember, losses are something to get out of the way before you can find a win. Masters in any sport, including poker, have lost more times than beginners have won.

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Once you are a widely recognized player, for better or for worse, you can now ignore all of the above rules. If you actually win money on a regular basis, and remember to pay your estimated income taxes and keep proof of your gambling losses, you might even be able to make poker your second source of income. It sure beats working another 4-6 hours doing menial labor. If you are a real winner, you may become the next TV poker pro, and be able to quit your day job.

Poker Bots[edit | edit source]

A poker bot is a software program designed perform Texas Hold'em Domino Qiu Qiu becoming detected, and do so in various poker games at once. The advantages a Texas hold em poker bot provides are many.

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