User:Omnifungus909

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Greetings fellow earthlings. You have accessed the biography of a n008 who still 5p34x 1337. One is advised to run in a fasion similar to that of being chased by a grue or thou shalt be pwnd by u532 80x35. NOTE: This page is stupid and not just funny. For further information, visit how to be stupid and not just funny.

Killer grue user boxes of DOOM[edit | edit source]

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This user dislikes smoke!
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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This user is Canadian
…and actually admits to it!
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This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
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This user slays grues in their sleep.
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
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Gun.jpg This user is the sworn nemesis of User:Pwner Ganondorf.


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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user is a zombie
Give up your brains, and walk away.
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AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA.
(AAAA AA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA)
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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user is in fact Napoleon. Celebrate.
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This user contains lead, a chemical known to da State of Calfornia to cause cancer, birth defects and other reproductive harm. Wash your hands after using this user.
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This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.
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This user is a vampire. Please keep him/her out of direct sunlight.
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This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
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This user has eye beams.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
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Panic! This user knows Vogon poetry and will not hesitate to recite it.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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Hey, cool, you survived![edit | edit source]

My current pages are: zombie speak

None more are available at now. More will be available soon.

“GRAAAAGH!”

~ Redead on Omnifungus909

“Omnifungus909 dislikes smoke!”

~ Dodongo on Omnifungus909

“Is he the 909th?”

~ Captain Obvious on Omnifungus909

“WATAH!”

~ Toto25 on surviving this page