User:Pwner Ganondorf

This user is Canadian …and is very opinionated about snow tires, curling, & the CBC!!!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

I am the Dark Lord of the Sith... Ganondorf; Pwner Ganondorf. My mission? Steal the Triforce and RULE UNCYCLOPEDIA!!!!!

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This user dislikes smoke!

Front de libération du Québec

That's all, folks...

COMING SOON: The droids you're looking for

BUT FIRST: CSIS

THE GANONDORF EMPIRE!!!

What is the Ganondorf Empire, you ask? It's simple, really:

People on Uncyclopedia have a tendancy to write articles about completely random shit that has nothing to do with the title of the article they are writing. The Ganondorf Empire's sole mission is to take over recognize all pages which 1)relate to what they actually are and 2)deemed funny by your Evil Ruler. The Empire was just established recently, so it will take a while to build up.

To put it simply, we're trying to promote pages that are actually funny and not just stupid! The Ganon seal is added when I find a page which is funny in that way. Feel free to steal the seal whenever you want, but be warned it will be deleted if it doesn't fit qualifications.

To see what is in the Ganon Empire so far, click .

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This user is a native speaker of Canadian.

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.

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This user is elite.

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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

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This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

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This user is a Game player. They have probably been eaten by a lot of Grues, so cut them some slack.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user has eye beams.

This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.

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This user is a deluded egomaniac.

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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is cooler than you.

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subliminal!

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This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.

This mathematical user loves pi

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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user has been eaten by a grue in Grueslayer.

This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

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"We're after your children and pets."

This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you.

This user supports the Kamikaze Lifestyle of Fooby the Kamikaze the Watermelon

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This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!