User:Pwner Ganondorf

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...and stands for truth,
universal health care,
and HOCKEY games!
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I am the Dark Lord of the Sith... Ganondorf; Pwner Ganondorf. My mission? Steal the Triforce and RULE UNCYCLOPEDIA!!!!!

My Pages[edit]

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Front de libération du Québec

That's all, folks...

COMING SOON: The droids you're looking for



What is the Ganondorf Empire, you ask? It's simple, really:

People on Uncyclopedia have a tendancy to write articles about completely random shit that has nothing to do with the title of the article they are writing. The Ganondorf Empire's sole mission is to take over recognize all pages which 1)relate to what they actually are and 2)deemed funny by your Evil Ruler. The Empire was just established recently, so it will take a while to build up.

To put it simply, we're trying to promote pages that are actually funny and not just stupid! The Ganon seal is added when I find a page which is funny in that way. Feel free to steal the seal whenever you want, but be warned it will be deleted if it doesn't fit qualifications.

To see what is in the Ganon Empire so far, click .

About Your King[edit]

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fr-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.
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Hide your demons and undead.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

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This user is reading your thoughts!
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sub subliminal!
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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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"We're after your children and pets."
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RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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eats ham and jam and spamalot!