User:John Lydon/Writer's Block Contest

The rules are simple; Be the person to guess closest to when my writer's block will end and win a one of a kind userbox! For all you people who are hung up on rules and stuff like that, here you go:

RULES

1. Only one entry per person.
2. You may not pick a day that is already taken by someone else. (Should've woken up earlier, you worthless piece of crap.)
3. My writer's block will be declared to be at an end when I main space something (collaborations do not count). Right now I have two projects in the works. This means nothing though, because I've blanked several previous projects in the last few weeks.
4. Residents of Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and Kenya are subject to local restrictions.

That's all there is to it. All you need to do to enter is to sign your name and pick the number of days you think my writer's block will last below. Then you can check the ticker below to see what day I'm on. Enjoy my agony!

Writer's Block: &000000000000001400000014 years, &0000000000000158000000158 days

Sign Up Here

Example: 10,000,000 days --—John Lydon 15:13, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

• You have seven days... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• Even though I am a resident of Hawaii and Kenya, I will defy my local laws and say you will mainspace something, and it will be a masterpiece, on Halloween. the 31st. Make it so. Aleister 15:42 13 10
• When they get the last Chilean miner out. --EMC ^[TALK] 18:49 Oct 13 2010
• When you start taking care of your own issues, and start feeling better about yourself. Start training that dragon! -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:11, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
• 16 days, five hours, 42 minutes, and 27 seconds. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 19:17 Wednesday, October 13, 2010
• Thanksgiving. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:52 Oct 13, 2010
• π days. Precisely. --,':-( sir Ch00_Bakka )-:', 21:51, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
• After EMC apologises for removing my entirely accurate presumption. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101013 - 23:04 (UTC)
• 40 days. During this time you will fast religiously; be tempted by the devil; fight zombies and Oprah; and eventually write something about rock-hard loaves of sourdough, or something. So it has been written, and so it shall be done! » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2010.10.14.00:01
• November eleventeen.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  14 Oct 2010 ~ 04:43 (UTC)
• The night after you lose your virginity. Booah-haha! Seriously though, get better soon. The world needs your...whatever it is you do. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:31, October 14, 2010 (UTC)
• Any time you actually want to, you lazy fat-arse bastard. Get writing or I'll kick your teeth in! -- Style  Guide 11:39, October 15, 2010 (UTC)