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"HelloByeBye" is considered to be a sacred word by the followers of the Christian faith. In order to prevent excessive bitching and the invasion of other countries, please do not speak it in front of them.
The author of this article does not give a flying anything about your editing it, heck, your stuff is probably funnier than mine. |
"HelloByeBye" is considered to be a sacred word by the followers of the Christian faith. In order to prevent excessive bitching and the invasion of other countries, please do not speak it in front of them.
(Kermit, Ms. Piggy, and that Swedish Guy however, are fair game.)
They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)
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Somebody set up us the bomb. For great justice take off every 'zig'. |
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