User:Heerenveen/VFD
DO...- For nominators: DO...
- ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
- ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
- ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
- ... Add
{{vfd}}to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned. - ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
- For voters: DO...
- ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
- ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so:
'''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~ - ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
- For Administrators: DO...
- ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
- ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
- ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
- ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
DON'T...- ... Revert administrators.
- ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
- ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
- ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like
THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nailbat before we tear our hair out in frustration.
To add an article, type the name of the article into the box below and click the Nominate button, then put your opening nomination and reason for deletion on the asterisked line. If you find the article has been nominated before, please affix "(nth nomination)" to the end of the entry, where n is the next nomination.
Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.
If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 15, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. Over 15 articles is allowed only if there is inactive voting. This is either when there is a red link at the top of the voting table, or when an admin has said that the article has been kept. You have been warned.
If VFD is full, and you want to report something as potential rubbish for us to vote on in the future, please proceed to the Poopsmith's Lounge. Just remember not to sit on the chairs.
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Current articles
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Norxoids from Betelgeuse
| Vote | Norxoids from Betelgeuse (Score: -1) |
| Keep (0) |
No keep votes |
| Delete (1) |
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| Comments |
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User:Cs1987
| Vote | User:Cs1987 (Score: -1) |
| Keep (0) |
No keep votes |
| Delete (1) | |
| Comments |
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Académica
| Vote | Académica (Score: -1) |
| Keep (2) | |
| Delete (3) | |
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