User:Gert5/UnpoetiaWeb00101

Yoinxx Ello to Yoinxx, the free solitary confinement that is capitalism. Here at Yoinxx, we want to make Uncyclopedia more kid-friendly, by adding currency to the game. As kids are too young to actually join Yoinxx, they cannot live here, and have to leave. Otherwise, it's a pretty dang nice currency system. You can sign up right away below, but if you think you are going to be more active with your Yoinxx, you should really start your own Account page at User:Gert5/Yoinxx/Account:your name here Inaffordables Yoinxx Store the real one, watch and learn, sonny. UnCyc the UnOfficial Yoinxx store Top Chop the potato choppage contest yHouse the place to live on ya own! Members Gert5 Spang An Ape That Only Exists On Thursdays Premier Tom Mayfair High Gen. Grue Starnestommy THEDUDEMAN The Grue Army Fund Uncyclopedian Pongo Kalir Enzo Aquarius Rorozarzar Bonner Trar The Led Balloon Ikenzeke Necropaxx Fag MNM5150 DJ Irreverent Spuds1 Add yourself, socky!

Get a Loan, hippie! Grab a loan at your local Yoinxx bank. That is here. You probably want to know your loans. Well... The current interest rate by the Yoinxx bank (not the FR) is 3%. Not low, eh? Well, loanage from FR is up to 4.62%, their all time low. How magico. Since Yoinxx deals Yoinxx, we can set our own damn standards. Also: N00bins and New Y can get up to 500 (1,500) in loans Thousandaires and Yolk' get up to 2,500 (7,500) in loans Millionaires just don't get any. Swedish deals We're GIVING AWAY 5,000 YOINXX to a random choice! Really! 5,000 YOINXX! You could eat yourself through the communism and dictatorship. Really. Just for August! Also, I, Gertings Mann have declared that High Gen. Grue is Bankee of the Year, and therefore award him/her with the newly compressed and vacuumed BotY badge. Mainly, this has come to mind for the Grue Army Fund, a fund made for the well helping of Uncyclopedia, somehow with fake currency. Really, why even start? Attention Storeowners Starting from 28th November, Yoinxx-based stores have to pay Y15 to The Bank of Yoinxx if they want to keep up their store's Yoinxx-base. This rule is because the stores can have an infinite amount of products to sell and don't have to worry about it. Unless they pay due to this rule, they must stop accepting Yoinxx from now on in their stores. The money must be payed to Gert5's talk page where it will then move on to The Bank of Yoinxx, after that a license will be given to the previously illegal store. However, anything rightfully bought from another store can be sold without a license. Why we're so good Yoinxx Oceania Grue Army Creation Date July 2007 (1st) August 2007 (2nd) August 2007 (3rd) Creator Gert5* Jocke Pirat* High Gen. Grue* Value (UBP) 4.3 UER 2.8 UER 2.5 UER Clients+Creator 21+1 9+1 7+1 Clients allowed Everyone UNCYC members Grue Army members Callsign (UBP) YNX VAL CRED

A discussion about peanuts and their affects on U.S. politics Let me join, too--MNM5150 13:50, 12 December 2007 (UTC) I, too, would like to participate in an Uncyclopedian market. Sign me up! Please. --Raumthemad 05:45, 27 October 2007 (UTC) I would like to participate in some form of market in Uncyclopedia, but this seems to be the only one. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 01:44, 31 July 2007 (UTC) Why not. Add yourself. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:57, 31 July 2007 (UTC) I'm registering so I have some money to put into the Bank of Zimbabwe. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 10:02, 7 August 2007 (UTC) Hiyya can I join??? --Ikenzeke 9:37, 9 August 2007 (UTC) Hey why not, sign me up! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 01:55, 11 August 2007 (UTC) I think I signed up? Maybe? Fuck all, I dunno. Ж Kalir nobody knows my gender 02:27, 11 August 2007 (UTC) Meh why the hell not? -- (Bonner) (Talk). 22:11, 11 August 2007 (UTC) Everybody add themselves, I'm too lazy. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:21, 11 August 2007 (UTC) My turn to join! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:14, 12 August 2007 (UTC) I have set you up in the list below, including a link to a page you can use in your user space to keep your bank stuff. :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 02:17, 12 August 2007 (UTC) I'd be happy to fag up Yoinxx... if that's okay with you =P ~Fag x FS K Violence 01:59, 13 January 2008 (UTC) May I join?Founding Member Baseball16 15:49, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Yaeh! Suer! You really don't have to ask you know. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 18:47, 10 July 2008 (UTC)