User:Floof404/Geo’s World

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“Geo’s World: We have your favorites, but it’s rejected and yet uncut.” - Microsoft Sam

“Bobby’s World Peanut Butter Jelly Time” - Geo Guy and his exceptional superpower

“Geo’s World” was a high quality, family friendly, award-winning Microsoft Paint cartoon show. When Geoshea finally deleted his decade-long waste of neurons and schoolwork time (it was mostly fake DVD/VHS openings, ending credits, and logos anyways), Geo’s World got (almost) erased from existence. G. himself got in deep S. for indulging in and creating lots of Sea-Pea (C.P.), Deviantart, making death threats against Carrie Underwood, and being out of school for 3 freaking years.

The Quality of Geo’s World

To say the least, GW was extremely poorly executed, and only a couple of episodes were ever uploaded to YT. They were inspired by Robert Stainton/Santed Sailor’s Greeny Phatom series, but even lower quality than GP. GW looked like the result of a classroom Windows Movie Maker project, an MS Paint fever dream, and old YouTube.

Geoshea

After GW was a big hit, Geoshea went on to create obscure, abandoned wikis for his Geo’s World, Ficreation, and Geo Team projects. Nobody gives a flying dinosaur turd about them! Due to G’s extreme laziness and lack of creativity, as always, GW and his related projects followed the same path as Punic Circle.

Every smart person’s reaction to GreenyToons.

So, when Geoshea became an “adult”, he was no longer pure-hearted, so G. began to create and indulge in terrifying child porn, zoophilia, and nudity of his favorite Ficreation and family-oriented cartoon characters. Being 18 YEARS OLD didn’t prevent Geoshea from flipping out in his classroom - over high-pitched screams from a Grinch movie. 18 YEARS OLD and counting.

Sinking Spring is very poorly developed and rural, so Geoshea uses the Autismo Card to get out of jail free, after his mother’s fervent purchases of gluten-free foods and vitamins failed to cure her son’s terrible disease, caused by Pennsylvania’s mining industry and nearby NJ factory pollution, and of course, too many jabs, according to antivaxx soccer mommies.

Rumors about Geoshea’s obese lard ass getting arrested warmed countless hearts. But, they were just rumors. Geoshea finally closed his YT account, after he jerked off to Dusk and Dawn, his last Ficreation broken condom. He created Funvasion to “renew” himself, but Geoshea will never fucking change. After G. gets arrested for child porn, a different administrator must seize control of Funvasion.

Good riddance to that fucking Sinking Spring, PA bastard. But, is Geo’s World gone for good?

The Jihad to Destroy Geo’s World

Led by the divine Ninja Shuriken Master Jason (actual name Hikari/光), Cho Aniki, Super Sentai Series, Street Fighter, American Dragon Jake Long, Mortal Kombat, Dragon Ball Z, Family Guy, Cyberchase, and Transformers, G. is doomed for destruction.

Ironically, some characters Geoshea jacked off to (Iken from Tokyo Wakusei Planetokio, Toon Link from The Wind Waker, Little Red Riding Hood from Hoodwinked!, Coraline, etc) will also battle Geoshea’s monstrous creations.