Dusk and Dawn
“I see fresh-picked sunshine-made CAUDDON” - Dawn
“Sinking Spring shall be seized by our glorious political party” - Dusk
”We are the youth of Jackie Chan - members of the glorious mainland Chinese Communist Youth League.” - Dusk and Dawn together
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Dusk and Dawn is a MiiTopia CCP propaganda movie made by Geoshea, and it’s purpose was for, supposedly, benefitting the extremely dystopian, dumpy, polluted town of Sinking Spring, PA. It was planned to fundraise ASD cures for Geoshea’s CP-drawing couch potato ass - but it was too unpopular.
Description[edit | edit source]
“Oh no! Due to the Coronavirus pandemic, nobody likes China anymore… let alone Sinking Spring. Dusk and Dawn, two CCP Communist Youth League agents, seek to save Sinking Spring from joblessness and poverty, but not without randomness.
Plot[edit | edit source]
Two young CCP rappers and propagandists, a boy named Dusk and a girl named Dawn, earn #1 records list in China for singing Cardi C’s “Cotton” song, but it sounded more like CAWDUN. The teacher at CYL High School advises the couple to improve their English skills - otherwise, they’ll be ground up into wonton meat.
At school, teacher Ms. Ling Ling who is actually an evil Pocket Monster tells every student that Japan is an evil U.S. client state that’ll turn China into a new Yamato and recreate Unit 731, that Native U.S. Americans have I.Q.’s of over 9000 and don’t rely on frybread and commodity foods to stay alive, that all Anglo Saxon nations should be destroyed and invaded by China, and to start this journey in Sinking Spring.
Dusk chooses not to cosplay as Ultraman because that’s Japanese, and Dawn chooses to satiate her hunger on Nikes shoe lollipops and yummy deep-fried rodents. Later, Dawn starts to have a cold, but Dr. Ginger tells her she’s turning into PEPSIMAN and it’s her duty to deliver Pepsi to fussy kids across China.
Dawn takes on her new weekend job, spending less time around Dusk. However, while on a Energy drink-fueled jog, tons of bats bite her at dawn. Meanwhile, Dusk is addicted to saying N-words in public spaces and is employed at a run-down dakimakura/body pillow sweatshop with Drew Pickles. Dusk misses Dawn, hospitalized again for coronavirus, and Dusk falls in love with a pink-haired animoo gal.
Unexpectedly, the body pillow factory is carpet nuked by the Cho Aniki Imperial Forces! Two handsome gay musclemen, Pete and Dan, were both fully clothed in camouflage suits, holding Dusk at gunpoint for making people addicted to anime and underaged girls, which Geoshea also loves. Smiling Head Ambulances carry injured employees to the Tamafuda Japanese Concentration Camp, teaching all Chinese to become Japanese or else they will all freaking die, being fed to lions.
Dusk survives and becomes highly fluent in Japanese, and he also attends Karate class. However, he gets banned from class after karate-chopping off the foot of a 100-year old Chinese man, Mr. Chung. So, Dusk sets off to find Dawn at the hospital, but she’s missing, so he becomes a street fighter.
Dusk wins a lot of street fights, until he is forced to fight an evil spandex ranger clan, The Greenies. The Greenies beat the living daylights out of Dusk, nearly to a bloody pulp. Dusk flees from their giant robot Gree Robo’s massive fists and feet.
Tragically, Drew Pickles is killed by being crushed. He was going to use his 300-mile long frankfurther but he got lil dickie disease from preservative, fake meat and pesticide filled Mainland Chinese “food”.
Also, Dawn nearly dies of starvation in hospital, after being fed moldy wheat flour, stone-filed walnut shells, food dye and gutter oil “congee”. Meanwhile, the CCP HQ fucking explodes from being filled with TNT from pro-human-rights protesters.
Dawn is rescued by Dusk, as the tofu-dreg hospital collapses during a thunderstorm. Rushing to safety and escaping from China, the two are nearly crushed to a pulp by collapsing unfinished skyscrapers, hailstones, and construction rubble. Dusk and Dawn both escape in an Evergrande and Alibaba boat to California which is set ablaze by wildfires and naked obese evangelicals and fundamentalists on mobility scooters. The fundies nearly gun down the two CCP agents with machine guns, AR-15’s, and all weaponry imaginable, but they escape to Pennsylvania. The movie ends as a suspense film.
Due to extreme randomness, we don’t know what happens next. Stay tuned for the arrival of Dusk and Dawn 2!
Conception[edit | edit source]
Prior to Geoshea destroying his 10-year old YouTube Channel and its thousands of videos and getting imprisoned for creating child porn and death threats, the only things that could satiate his severe, medically untreated case of androgen-deficient, soy-induced baby dick was his sick, disgusting, underage fictional character impregnation and marriage fantasies.
Geoshea tried to treat his own E.D. via means of C.P., Bernard Bear zoophilia, bare chested Hiro Hamada, and nude OC drawings.
Geoshea’s last YouTube videos were promotions for Dusk and Dawn, and a generic Sonic video. I’m not kidding. After his arrest, Funvasion adopted his highly creative original plot and upgraded it into a pro-human rights, anti-SeaSeaPee movie. The Funvasion dub became known as “Dusk and Dawn Remade”.