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− | :<div style="font-family:'times new roman',serif; font-style:italic;">It was shown unto the universe in general, and especially the monkey-men of Uncyclopedia, that '''BENSON''' did not care. Spoke he thus; "'''BENSON''' doesn't care at all!" and it was understood that it was [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|the Yucky Gross Website of Fake Humor]] that He cared not about. And yea, it was fortuitous that such knowledge was passed unto monkey-mankind, for they had grown bored, and yea, lazy and rather fat because they had not been reminded of the Awesomeness of '''BENSON''' for some time, and it is well known that the words of '''BENSON''' burn calories. The return was celebrated by [[User:Strange but untrue|Abnormal Yet False]], who kneweth not that even an unbeliever such as she could share in the glorious knowledge of being Inferior To '''BENSON'''.</div> |
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− | <span style="font-family:'times new roman',serif; font-style:italic; font-size:8pt; color:#ddc;">In the name of the Holy BENSON, amen.</span></td> |
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==Appendices== |
==Appendices== |
Revision as of 23:16, 25 April 2007
The Chronicles of BENSON, as inspired by true events.
- Or, alternatively, pulled out of our asses while reading Forum:Bensonpedia, and others.
The Chronicles of BENSON; Chapter III, Section VI
The Chronicles of BENSON, Ch. III, Sec. VI
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The Chronicles of BENSON; Chapter III, Section VII
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The Chronicles of BENSON; Chapter I, Section IV
The Chronicles of BENSON, Ch. I, Sec. IV:
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The Chronicles of BENSON; Chapter II, Section III
The Chronicles of BENSON, Ch. II, Sec. III:
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter IV, Section V
The Chronicles of BENSON, Ch. IV, Sec. V:
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter VI, Section I
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter III, Section II
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter V, Section II
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter V, Section VI
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The Chronicles of BENSON; Chapter VI, Section II
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter V, Section XI
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter V, Section XII
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter VII, Section II
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter VIII, Section I
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter X, Section I
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter X, Section II
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter X, Section III
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter X, Section IV
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter XI, Section II
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter XI, Section III
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter XII, Section I
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter XII, Section IV
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter XII, Section V
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter XIII, Section I
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The Chronicles of BENSON, Chapter -IX, Section π
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Appendices
Appendix A-3
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Appendix 5
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Appendix B
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Appendix B-1-i
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Appendix Q
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Meet the Chroniclers!
Head Chronicler Cainad
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