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UnNews:Ontario man unable to find girlfriend, builds one instead (history, logs)

Article: UnNews:Ontario man unable to find girlfriend, builds one instead

Score: -2.5 celibate losers

Nominated by: 142.68.151.223 17:02, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
For: 4.5
  1. based on a true story, the real one is almost as funny as the one on here, i bet he's doing stuff to it 142.68.151.223 17:02, 1 January 2009(UTC)
  2. for this article is too close to the truth but its still hilarious --Uncle J 18:15, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  3. for, i can't see why ppl would even vote against this --142.167.210.61 21:32, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  4. for, i think it is feature worthy --James Rideout 22:52, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  5. I think this is just good enough. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:03, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. lol 60.48.226.208 08:23, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
Against: 7
  1. Not quite feature worthy --Mnbvcxz 18:01, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. IronLung 18:56, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  3. Good concept, poor execution. It needs some serious work, but this could be featurable someday. Unfortunately, that day is not today. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:25, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against as per SysRq, although I'm not quite as keen on the concept. –—Hv (talk) 1/01 22:57
  5. No thank you. The backstory was longer than the actual "news" part of the article, and the last couple of paragraphs were too graphic for my taste. Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:22, Jan 2
  6. Against --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:18, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
  7. No thanks. Comma splice in the first paragraph. Racial stereotyping and sexual explicitness instead of actual jokes. Not for me. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 09:29, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Comment: Possible vote-rigging here? All three IP's have been 142.*.*.*, two 142.68.*.* (James Rideout initially signed as another 142.68 on the fourth vote). Just noting that, as it seemed a bit suspicious. –—Hv (talk) 1/01 22:57

the IP address I use is a static one, the other 142.68 vote is someone else, the other one is 142.167 not 142.68, not everything is a conspiracy --James Rideout 23:14, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

He's merely pointing out that it's possible. It's happened in the past. Plus, we have all of the established users voting against, and two not-as-well-known users plus two IPs voting for. At the very least, this merits a second look. And yes, everything IS a conspiracy. This very comment is a conspiracy against something or other, I haven't decided yet. I mean, we haven't decided yet. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:36, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain. I'm starting a third conspiracy, but may eventually join one of the other conspiracies once I have time to read the article. I'd have time now, but conspiracies are remarkably time consuming. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:15, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

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