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Article: Tooth Fairy

Score: 10 Dentally obsessive mythical beings 300x1.jpg

Nominated by: Loved it first time. I'mthedaddy 22:32, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
For: 10
  1. For --I'mthedaddy 22:32, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Long story, but I'll shorten it by saying I have an intense hatred and loathing for anything relating even vaguely to the Tooth Fairy. I even hate this article. A deep and abiding hatred that twists my insides and makes my palms itch. I want to reach through the monitor, find the original author of this piece, and TEAR THEIR EYES OUT, POP THEM IN MY MOUTH, CHEW THEM, SWALLOW THEM, AND THEN REGURGITATE THEM BACK INTO THEIR MOUTH AND MAKE THEM CHOKE TO DEATH ON THEIR OWN HALF DISSOLVED EYES. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! No, didn't really shorten it at all. Symbol for vote.svg For. this anyway. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 07:48, Apr 19 2010 UTC
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Per the opposite of Puppy, I think. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:31, 21 April 2010
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Puppy scares me. I'll vote quickly and back out the door very slowly. Aleister in Chains 1:42 21 4 MMX
  5. For inviting strange little men in tutus into children's rooms at night --Sog1970 07:38, April 21, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Tooth. Megaman126512 01:10, April 22, 2010 (UTC)
  7. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 07:36, April 23, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol apathy vote.svg For. Everyone knows the Tooth Fairy is the "gateway drug" to selling organs. Thank you for the lovely warning.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  24 Apr 2010 ~ 02:32 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 14:26, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
  10. For. A sick yes. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:26, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. Comment. Well-written, but I found it painful. Also I thought a tooth fairy was a gay dentist. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:00, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

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