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Article: Kirkification	Score: 6
Nominated by:	Therealcmack (talk) 14:23, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
For: 6	Love! This very hip with the kids. Purplexed (talk)  For. I wrote this one and I think it's my best work so far (which isn't a high bar to clear since my other articles are well, uh, not great.) And since the Kirkification trend is kind of not dead yet, I think it'd be cool to have it featured. Therealcmack (talk) 14:23, 23 January 2026 (UTC)  For. He stood unshaken, a voice in the storm. A man of conviction, a heart reborn, he spoke the truth when the cost was high. He lived for Jesus, unafraid to die. We are Charlie Kirk, we carry the flame! We'll fight for the Gospel, we'll honor his name! We are Charlie Kirk, his courage our own! Together unbroken, we'll make Heaven known! A husband, a father, his family held near. A home built on Scripture, on faith without fear. The world tried to silence him, but his voice remains; In us it echoes, in Christ it sustains. We are Charlie Kirk, we carry the flame! We'll fight for the Gospel, we'll honor his name! We are Charlie Kirk, his courage our own! Together unbroken, we'll make Heaven known! The battle is raging, the darkness will fall. We rise with his spirit, we answer the call. The truth is eternal, the Cross is our guide, with God as our captain, we march side by side. We are Charlie Kirk, we carry the flame! We'll fight for the Gospel, we'll honor his name! We are Charlie Kirk, his courage our own! Together unbroken, we'll make Heaven known! We are Charlie Kirk! Forever alive, We are Charlie Kirk! With God we will rise! OrdinaryJoe1234 (talk) 03:26, 24 January 2026 (UTC)  Half for. Mr. George / talk 01:02, 26 January 2026 (UTC) 4 Four! (and a half) 09:14, 28 January 2026 (UTC)  For. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 19:15, 28 January 2026 (UTC)  Half for. It's so kirky! Only ish: not a yuge fan of the user-naming in there. It's not vanity, but it stands out like a nerd at the prom. Anywayyyyeeee, Charles "Chuckles" Kirk would want this to be featured, and if WE are Charlie Kirk, then WE want it featured! M K 19:55, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
Against: 0	No against votes
Comments	Abstain. I'm too baffled to analyze this article. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 23:40, 25 January 2026 (UTC) if we get this featured, I will umm... do a striptease? I don't think anyone would wanna see that actually. Shit. I would, okay, I have nothing. But we're so close. We're so close. We owe it to Charlie Kirky to spread the word. Therealcmack (talk) 13:58, 28 January 2026 (UTC) Comment. @MK: I... tried... to fix the user-naming. What I've replaced it with... you just have to find out ;) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 20:14, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

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