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Article: HowTo:Become the President of the United States	Score: 7 random idiots
Nominated by:	– Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:05, 29 April 2025 (UTC)
For: 7	Nom. This is for all the idiots out there! You, too can make a negative difference! Run for president today! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)   For. I clicked on this article, expecting it to be utter dogshit. But what do you know? It's actually funny. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:24, 29 April 2025 (UTC)  For. Mr. George / talk 07:20, 30 April 2025 (UTC)  For. I don't need this guide, because I've already won three of them! Perhaps, I'll win a fourth, or even a fifth! Or maybe, we don't need elections anymore, skip all the hassle and get to the business of running things, and running them greatly. I may even become President for Life... they're telling me, I will never die, if you can believe it. I'm dancing, dancing, my feet are light and nimble. So nimble! Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump •  07:27, 30 April 2025 (UTC)  For. especially with the recent touchups. Norb (talk) 12:17, 30 April 2025 (UTC)  For. Pretty damn accurate. MrX blow me 12:40, 30 April 2025 (UTC)  For. 18:05, 2 May 2025 (UTC)  USA!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:14, 2 May 2025 (UTC)
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