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Article: God, kittens, masturbation, killing, and you	Score: 9 Sweet WTFs
Nominated by:	Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
For: 9	A classic from eons past. How this timeless tale of kittens and masturbation hasn't made the home page I just don't know... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)  For. Leverage (talk) 09:08, 26 September 2015 (UTC)  For. Stranger195 (talk • contribs • guestbook • wt • aotm • unf) 12:10, 27 September 2015 (UTC)  Reeks of the fun innocence of UN's glory days, back before Wikia ruined everything. ~[ths] UotM 23:46, 09/30/2015  For. I thought this page was featured already. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 09:45, 1 October 2015 (UTC)  For. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:02, 3 October 2015  For.  ® SIR CODPIECE  talk 00:30, 4 October 2015  For. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 19:30, 5 October 2015 (UTC)  For - Back to our roots indeed. I once told one of my best friends in high school, "Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates." He laughed. Thanks Uncyclopedia. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 03:00, Oct. 10, 2015
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