Uncyclopedia:VFH/E scooter

Article: E scooter	Score: -2 e-voters
Nominated by:	Selfie, not enough features this year. Also I enjoy writing poetry the most. ~ Kakun · talk 09:50, 3 September 2022 (UTC)
For: 3	For. ~ Kakun · talk 09:50, 3 September 2022 (UTC) For. This is still funnier than most featured articles from this year so FUCK YOU. YALL DON'T GET IT, YOU IDIOTS. DIE DIE DIE Synagog Uelicker :^) 15:37, 4 September 2022 (UTC) Synagog Uelicker :^) 15:37, 4 September 2022 (UTC) For. So bad it's good. west virginia and zambia and sadly no brown \| posted 13:22, 19 September 2022 (UTC)
Against: 5	Against. Not funny, and it has no meaning at all. Taxworm (talk) 11:10, 4 September 2022 (UTC) Against. This sucks. I don't know what it's trying to do, it has terrible grammar which serves no purpose, and it's not funny to me. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:50, 4 September 2022 (UTC) Against. 15:57, 4 September 2022 (UTC) Against. still not funny Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:41, 24 September 2022 (UTC) Against. sorry but I just don't understand it Sodapoppers (talk) 04:55, 28 September 2022 (UTC)
Comments	OK I REALLY hate explaining jokes but it's from the POV of a drunk father who is drunk because his kid died by riding an e-scooter and that's why the article is drunk too. ~ Kakun · talk 15:59, 4 September 2022 (UTC) And i really hate explaining stuff in general but in my opinion, a sporked article isn’t feature-worthy if it doesn’t have something going for it that the article it’s sporked from didn’t already have. And this one doesn’t really have any of that. 19:18, 4 September 2022 (UTC) Even with this explanation, I still dislike the article. I agree with BraGreMat here, this article really doesn't have much going for it, and in my humble onion, neither does the page it's sporked from. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:09, 5 September 2022 (UTC) I see where you're coming from. Perhaps it makes more sense now after my edits. ~ Kakun · talk 01:35, 11 September 2022 (UTC)