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January 21, 2026 • Issue #240 • New design, same old bullshit

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Admins at it again

By Fish on skates

L10nM4st3r and DaniPine3 blocked each other and unblocked themselves a lot. The entertaining edit summaries were "Not banned enough yet", "blocking me when i did nothing >:[", ">:]", "Finger slipped", "Finger slipped again", and "banged my head on the keyboard". See for yourself.

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The Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game

By Fish on skates

MK has potatochopped a whole bunch of trading cards of active or notable Uncyclopedians to make an article that's been requested for years.

MITK song rankings still ongoing

By Fish on skates

You, yes YOU, can rank some Uncyclopedian-made songs! Part of the hit albums Make it to Ketchikan and Bust into Boston these noises you hear before you can be ranked for the second time! So what are you waiting for?

Biopic

In the span of some time that I'm too lazy to count, Deemox has gone from a total noob to a slightly less total noob. He's already made an article and in my humble opinion has quite a lot of potential.

Ask Turb0

• what would you do if someone used Template:Welcome on your talkpage nowadays? (For no particular reason) — Gammakid999
• archibe

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• how about {{Oh dear}}? would you like an oh dear? — Fish on skates
• yes

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• a Template:Welcome-anon, perhaps? — Gammakid999
• gimme

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• What do you think about my bot? — Soviet
• you had a bot?

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• What tasks should my bot do? — Soviet
• i dunno

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• Are the allegations true? I'm not going to elaborate, for comedic effect. — Gammakid999
• yes and no at the same time

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• favorite non-ASBOWAAT article that you didn't write — Fish on skates
• uhh get back to me on that one

From The Logs

• 20:20, 19 January 2026 L10nM4st3r blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 10 minutes (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (Not banned enough yet)

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• 20:21, 19 January 2026 DaniPine3 blocked L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 10 seconds (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (blocking me when I did nothing >:[)

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• 16:46, 21 January 2026 Therealcmack created page Kirkification (An author's descent into madness.)

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