UnNews:2010 Mel Gibson Meltdown

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Mel Gibson at heart of government conspiracy

WASHINGTON D. C. -- Accusations of a cover up during the Kennedy administration have surfaced, and at center is none other than the troubled actor and Jesus enthusiast, Mel Gibson. A collection of notes and memorabilia from the Vietnam War era has been discovered in the attic of a Washington, D. C. home undergoing renovation, the former residence of Robert McNamara, defense secretary under John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson and president of the World Bank.

Mel Gibson, victim or villain?

A haggard Mel Gibson announced from his jungle hideaway in Central America that, "I did not slap that bitch, Oksana, but somebody ought to." That bitch would be Oksana Grigorieva, recent sexy plaything of the celebutard. A shirtless, clown-faced husk of the man he once was spoke to reporters today on condition of anonymity.

UnNews Audio to sign Mel Gibson as anchor

WIKIA CITY, California -- Amid a messy contract dispute with its lead anchorman, UnNews Audio is reportedly ready to sign Mel Gibson as its new spokesman. The respected news source has obtained, through web site RadarOnline.com, 30 minutes of audition tapes made by Gibson and ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva.

UnNews:2010 Mel Gibson Meltdown

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