Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 30

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September 30: Drunken Monkey Knife Fight Day (pictured)

  • 1452 - The first book is printed: the Johann Gutenberg Bible. This is followed closely by The Girls of Gutenberg Press and The Gutenberg Bible (Lingerie Edition).
  • 1813 - Battle of Bárbula: Simón Bolívar defeats Santiago Bobadilla in a drunken knife fight.
  • 1890 - HMS Bounceout, the first underwater vessel to be powered entirely on orange juice, is launched.
  • 1911 - Sir Barnabas Poleaxe discovers Belgium.
  • 1949 - The Berlin Airlift ends after millions of cubic feet of air are successfully transported to Berlin.
  • 1955 - James Dean gets drunk and tries to get in a knife fight with oncoming car.