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September 21: Cola Wars Armistice Day
- 454 - Roman Emperor Valentinian III assassinates his general Aëtius after a dispute over the merits of Coke and Pepsi.
- 1780 - American Revolutionary War: Benedict Arnold gives the British the plans to West Point and the secrets to carbonation.
- 1952 - Julius and Ethel Rosenberg are executed by the Coca-Cola company after leaking their secret formula to Pepsi.
- 1986 - Colonel Sanders surrenders his forces to PepsiCo at the Battle of Kentucky.
- 2006 - Royal Crown Cola declares war on Pepsi Cola and Coca Cola, proclaiming "Death to the American Capitalist Swine!"
- 2008 - We completely forget to reference the Earth, Wind and Fire song "September" in lieu of some cola related nonsense, thereby revealing our utter lack of culture.