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Pregnancy is a nine month period in a woman's life when she feels compelled to devour people whole, alive, and without chewing. The cause is a natural one, but is usually triggered after sexual intercourse.

History has strongly been affected by Pregnancy and it has plagued humanity for many years. The eating of people often caused annoyance, especially to those who had been eaten. This meant that homosexuals and virgins became more prolific since lovers were usually the first to be eaten.

Since then, it has been accepted as a natural part of life, and even a fetish known as pregnophilia has been based around it. Nonetheless, consumption of other humans remains considerably controversial, with predators often needing to hide the fact that they are out to eat people. Many pregnant women who have been interviewed on the subject described eating people is a sensual experience which they cherish, and nowadays they see others as mere snacks for themselves. Although, details are sketchy since most interviewers are devoured before they can report. (more...)

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Victoria Beckham in her true form.

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• ...Babies come from girls' butts?
• ...The funniest thing about pregnancy is abortion?
• ...Pregnancy is a nine month period in a woman's life when she feels compelled to devour people whole, alive, and without chewing. The cause is a natural one, but is usually triggered after Sexual intercourse?

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Abortion - Birth - Fetuses - Mpreg - Notable Preggos - Preggosexuals - Pregnancy Erotica - Pregnancy-related UnNews - Womb Newts

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Overview	Pregnancy - Birth - Birth control - Ovum - Pregnancy Portal
People	Jamie Lynn Spears - Mama Luigi (Sojourn) - Gay Luigi -The Phantom Fetus Preggobear - Preggos - Supergirl
Abortion	Abortion - Antbortion - Baby farming - Planned Parenthood Uncle John's Fetus Burgers & Abortion Clinic
Newts	Newt gestation - Newt wizards - iCarly (Sojourn) - My Little Womb Newt - Newtis Newtfield
Literature	HowTo:Deliver a Baby - HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus UnBooks:Where do babies come from? - UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook - HowTo:Cook A Fetus
UnNews	Woman Gives Birth to Weasel - Interview with an amateur abortionist Sarah Palin's daughter's unborn child is pregnant
Related Topics	Born again - Mpreg - Vore