Circuit diagram of a possible hotwiring setup.
is an experimental
developed by top reproductive
surgeons to allow women
who cannot conceive a chance at giving birth
. This revolutionary new procedure is not only very expensive, but also not covered by most insurance
policies, therefore putting the procedure out of reach of most people
. However, this Crackpot
Surgeon's Association (CSA)-approved guide will show you how to hotwire a uterus
step-by-step using common household appliances and tools.
Preparation and planning
Before any surgery, most doctors and surgeons will try to work out how they're going to do the surgery, what instruments they will need, whether or not the patient needs extra care, and what type of coffee they will drink before entering the operating room (and sometimes during the operation). (more...)