Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 4

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Red states voted for Bush while blue states voted for Hussein. People in Yellow states threw their votes away by voting for Ross Perot.

November 4: Artificial Limb Awareness Diurnal Period

  • 200 - Oedipus: One Bad Mothafucka released by Mythic Records, goes triple platinum.
  • 1600 and something - Descartes decides the mind is separate from the body, through logical reasoning and skeptical doubt.
  • 2001 - God wins Mega-Ball lottery. Fix suspected.
  • 2009 - List of people who steal lists is stolen.
  • 2012 - Mexicans win gold, silver, and bronze in Olympic Lawn-mowing.