Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 25

May 25: National Pork Products Day (Israel)

2403 BC - Moses opens first Piggly Wiggly with the goal of "Bringin' Chitterlings to all my Peeps!"
1029 - The Black Plague makes its first appearance in a small gig in Eastern Indonesia.
1492 - Christopher Columbus realizes that he forgot his wallet back in Spain.
1936 - Hitler starts the Funky Panzer dance craze, which takes Europe by storm.
1942 - Seventh-Day Adventists announces that the end of the world postponed once again due to rain.
2003 - Governments across the globe disband to give public servants much needed break.
2015 - Lin-Manuel Miranda tries beatboxing his way out of buying a Snickers bar at a Los Angeles 7-11, when questioned by police, Miranda claimed he was "young, scrappy and hungry."
2025 - You don't notice an annoying itch hidden behind your subconscious until this sentence reminds you of it.

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