Forum:So, Cajek... what is the worst day of the week to nom an article?

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Apparently, Thursday is the worst day of the week to head on over to VFH with your favorite article. I have no idea why that would be, though. --  Le Cejak <-> 03:23, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Also, you're welcome. --  Le Cejak <-> 03:23, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
Also, I know that it's not very interesting. Shut up. --  Le Cejak <-> 03:23, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
Correlation does not mean causation!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 03:27 Oct 21, 2007
Nor does it mean extrapolation. But that's beside the point... OR IS IT??? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:32, Oct 21
But it isn't like it's close. It is the most HORRIBLE day to nominate an article BY FAR. Taxation without representation. --  Le Cejak <-> 03:34, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
That means that there has to be a reason why it is, right? --  Le Cejak <-> 03:34, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
9/11. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:38, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

*facepalm* Oh, shut up, Cajek. --General Insineratehymn 03:58, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

ow my face! --  Le Cejak <-> 04:29, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Cajek, you're violating just about every rule you learn in basic statistics, or Common Sense 101.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 04:02 Oct 21, 2007

OOWW MY SPIRIT! --  Le Cejak <-> 04:29, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
Oooh, sorry, didn't mean to hit your spirit so hard! Anybody got a band-aid?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 04:46 Oct 21, 2007

On Thursday, everyone has been working for most a week and it is still not Friday! Thursday is also the weekday when it is most common for spouses to refuse sex. It is also Thor's Day, and Thor has nothing but contempt for VFH (he prefers to get drunk and try to smash rats with his hammer). Thursday is the day that professors traditionally announce that there will be a huge exam on Monday, and calculus will be required, and you will need to remember the line of succession of the Spanish kings. Thursday is also the only weekday on which Mooses tried to lead the Children of Israel NY out of Cairo Mississippi, but his waters failed to part. So of course it's a bad day for VFH. All facts unverified and subject to whim.. ----OEJ 12:27, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Wow, Thursday sucks. --  Le Cejak <-> 13:48, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
I see you're using MY research method OEJ, but that's ok. --  Le Cejak <-> 15:03, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
I started an account on Uncyc after I got banned for 2 weeks for saying to a Wikipedia admin: "Oh, I see. Thanks, Buddy!" --  Le Cejak <-> 15:07, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
I got banned from Conservapedia for making an account. - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 15:31, Oct 21
What name did you use? "The Liberal" or something? --  Le Cejak <-> 15:48, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
I got banned for two hours for profanity (under the same account name)--Sir Manforman CUN.png 15:50, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
I got banned from uncyclopedia for abusing the "small" tag in the forums. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:58, Oct 21
My name used to be TheSmallTag. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:12, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
I got banned from Uncyclopedia, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:22, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
I once got banned for using random colors and blinky text.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 18:24 Oct 21, 2007
I once got banned when... oh wait. Hahaha! Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:58, 22 October 2007 (UTC) I just screwed myself.
I'm hoping to get banned for not using timestamps--Finnius Finnius.png 22:55, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

I was born on a Thursday. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 20:11, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Aaah! Witch! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:15, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Thursday. Pfft. what's that about? Pfft. --  Le Cejak <-> 20:38, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps it has something to do with my existence on aforesaid day. -- rhyming Ape (convert) (Riot Porn) 20:50, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Wow. Craziest theory yet. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:53, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, but do you only exist on Thursday?   Le Cejak <-> 22:04, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Let's see... October 23, 2007 is a... Tuesday. Hmm... Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:06, 23 October 2007 (UTC)