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Mmmmmmmmm, pork labia.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  23:32, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Spider pig...spider pig...does everything a spider pig does. Can he...get ya sick? Yes he can, cause he's a pig... The Crazy Bitch, HouseMDfan 23:34, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Look out, it's the infected spider pig! S-984 00:18, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
/oinks. --~Spider-Pig 00:22, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

That's not bacon

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Now that's bacon. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:49, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Damnit, now I want some of that bacon. The Crazy Bitch, HouseMDfan 02:00, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
The bacon at the top looks over-crispy, and Modus's bacon looks limp and uncooked. My bacon is long, thick and hot, it fills any holes in your full-frontal meal. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 09:21, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
First of all, you suck for dissing backbacon. Second, I posted that picture for its raw bacon-on-bacon action. Third, cooked backbacon (note the piece of strip bacon in the middle. Backbacon shares the love). Lastly, awww. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:28, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
When is bacon not backbacon? Do people find bacon in the area of a pig that isn't its back? I know I have - thanks for DESTROYING MY PENIS INNUENDO --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 09:36, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
Penis! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:34, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
What would be a pig pun for vagina? S-984 19:38, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
Silly rabbit, pigs don't use puns. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:24, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
What about the Canadian version of bacon? The Crazy Bitch, HouseMDfan 22:21, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
Backbacon pretty much is the Canadian version of bacon. Canadian bacon seems a little rounder, much like both the nation and its citizens. Oddly, most restaurants in Canada that I've been to (I'm the BBC's foreign restaurant correspondent: "...foodonomicists predict that, for the foreseeable future at least, Canada will continue to suffer under the shadow of this hashbrown epidemic. Modusoperandi, BBC, Canada.") seem to have no idea what it is. Did I just blow your mind? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:29, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
I've been watching the pro-left, biased BBC news for 40 years now, ever since I was an athlete, and I'm writing in to complain about the number of news pieces discussing food instead of important topics, such as house prices, war and house prices. Why, in my dapper years as a child in the 1950s, even I knew that the most intriguing titbit of news emanated from the number of deaths mentioned on air, not how hot a Mexican jalepeno (which I must add, is simply riddled with swine flu) must be before it is considered fit for human consumption. Bring back hunting, I say! Yours sincerely, Brigadier General Rimington (Mrs.) --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:07, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
Canadian Bacon! NEVER! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:34, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
Dogs don't know it's not bacon. The Crazy Bitch, HouseMDfan 23:46, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
THE WOODBURNINATOR IS NOT A DOG! I want bacon. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 00:29, 1 May 2009 (UTC)