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Can I borrow $60 from somebody? --EMC ^[TALK] 12:58 Sep 17 2013

I here, sit with neither an XBox 360, nor a PS3, nor a PC that could play any game released post-2004. I need at least double that money.

PS- I think you should get a job and save up for the game. I will, even if I play it 10 years from now Lord Scofield Stark 16:02, 17 September 2013 (UTC)

Probably. From somebody. Not me, though. I'll be too busy playing GTA 5. Gulnaza's Turkmenistan Adventure 5. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:21, 17 September 2013 (UTC)

Sorry, I'm saving up for a new TV. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:56, 17 September 2013 (UTC)

Thanks a lot everyone. If you all can't even help me get the new GTA then no wonder there are so many kids starving in Africa. --EMC ^[TALK] 12:52 Sep 18 2013

You came here for help? You don't know us at all. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:35, 18 September 2013 (UTC)

Do chores for your folks and get some pocket money as a reward. By the time you'll have that $60, the superior PC version with all the awesome mods will be out. Then you can enjoy the high res sexiness of GTA. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:30, 18 September 2013 (UTC)

Prostitue yourself , sell your organs, loan little brother/sister to stranger for money... There are many solutions. You just have to open your eyes! -Mimo&maxus 12:31, 19 September 2013 (UTC)

...and your legs --FAKEHATER spam me 13:07, 19 September 2013 (UTC)

that's what GTA taught me --FAKEHATER spam me 13:07, 19 September 2013 (UTC)

“Boo PC gamers are all ghey thiefs GTA will never come out on PC go buy a console like a REAL gamer fucking pirate!”

~ A console fanatic on the imminent PC release

Also, EPIC TRIVIA TIME! (minor spoiler alert)

Did you know that the opening missions of GTA V and the "breakout game" of the franchise, GTA III, have a lot in common?

• Both games begin with a bank heist gone wrong. GTA III's Claude Speed was shot by his accomplice/"girlfriend" Catalina and arrested by the police. Similarly, the bank job you pull off at the beginning of GTA V is destined to fail, with the protagonist Michael being shot by a sniper (don't know his story yet, but I'm guessing it turns out to be a major thing later on) and getting arrested by the police. Okay, Trevor's a protagonist too, but you see where I'm getting at?
• Both games require you to complete two back-to-back missions before letting you loose. In GTA III, you need to drive 8-Ball to a hideout in the Red Light District, following which he tells you to visit a guy he knows named Luigi, who gives you your second mission. Similarly, once the Prologue mission of GTA V has been finished, you'll take control of Franklin and begin the game's second mission simultaneously. It's a simple repossession job that introduces you to that Armenian dealership guy.

Has any other GTA game's opening borne such an uncanny resemblance to GTA III's? I think not! Lord Scofield Stark 16:06, 20 September 2013 (UTC)

An open insult to Rockstar Games

Fuck you for no PC game. Sincerely, --Denza17:08, 20 September 2013 (UTC)

Also, MOAR EPIC trivia time!

The original Grand Theft Auto video game is the only one in which you can play as a woman. Lord Scofield Stark 08:28, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

• ADDENDUM: It seems as though you can also create a female avatar in the GTA: London 1969 mission pack (not sure about London: 1961) AND in the GTA IV multiplayer! But yeah, the original GTA is the only main title single-player campaign in which you can be a girl, unless you play that crappy PlayStation port. Lord Scofield Stark 19:03, 26 September 2013 (UTC)

MAOR AEPICH TRUVIAH!

Dungeon Siege is the only game of its time to have completely seamless landscapes. No loading screens. EVER. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 16:37, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

Congrats to you. But is it good? How can my WeinribŽ be this cute? 19:18, 26 September 2013 (UTC)

My thoughts on GTA V:

Not a gamer. Don't care.

~[ths] UotM 17:20, 09/21/2013

I wanna PC version!

Not everyone can afford a $250 console to play GTA V, you know. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 11:56, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

Don't care. --Mimo&maxus 12:41, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

There are plenty of old 360s available for cheap. They've got a red ring that lights up and everything! [Take, that, thing that happened quite a while ago!] Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:44, 23 September 2013 (UTC)

Can someone please...

Give Aleister a real computer that works. Anyone? --ShabiDOO 19:56, 24 September 2013 (UTC)

Aleister hired a lawyer? Christ are people getting desperate! Lord Scofield Stark 19:05, 26 September 2013 (UTC)

Aleister should look at this link Cheap, high power computers. --RoytHeSpaMboT32342319:11, 26 September 2013 (UTC)

Save up. The PC port, if there is going to be one (and if it turns out to be good) isn't due for, what, six to eighteen months? That's how I could afford this moustache. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:54, 26 September 2013 (UTC)

Thanks for that link. I'll get back to it once I begin my financially independent student life at Yale.Or some other University, I just wanna live the American dream. Lord Scofield Stark 14:57, 27 September 2013 (UTC)

You don't seem to understand that Aleister spends all of his money on weed and left wing communist activism. You have to GIVE him the computer...not offer cheap ones. :=) --ShabiDOO 12:01, 30 September 2013 (UTC)

Well, if I can confirm that apecat is Aleister, I could give him the computer over DCC. Of course, he needs to be there for the transfer. And he needs a 3d printer. I can give him a pretty sweet system, but only after I get info. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 14:33, 30 September 2013 (UTC)

Best line in the game?

"Pure, mellow high. But I do get concerned about the monsters." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:50, 5 October 2013 (UTC)

Dude, that mission was weird as hell. The Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of Earth 14:51, 7 October 2013 (UTC)

I found that one irritating. Because I suck at games. This, somehow, is the game's fault. "Don't hate the player, hate the game". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:02, 7 October 2013 (UTC)

I liked it because Michael is pretty funny when he's higher than a kite. Also, did you hear the in-game radio newsclip about "medical cocaine" yet? The Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of Earth 18:09, 7 October 2013 (UTC)

There's a radio station? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:50, 7 October 2013 (UTC)

Yeah. There's talk radio when you're driving. I can't log in from my phone but it's me, WeinribZ.

You can drive in it? My characters have been walking or taking public transit. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:51, 7 October 2013 (UTC)

No, you can't drive in Grand Theft Auto.GRAND THEFT AUTO. The Hamon Master WeinribJo Joestar of Earth 01:18, 8 October 2013 (UTC)