Forum:I'm taking a break from Uncyclopedia
Due to personal reasons, I have decided to temporarily leave Uncyclopedia. Some of the reasons are a lack of personal time, more schoolwork, Uncyclopedia having declined since I joined, not being taken seriously, and personal conflicts with a few editors. The conflicts are only a small part of me wanting to leave, so it's not really anybody else's fault. I may still edit once in a while, and I'll still use IRC (just not #uncyclopedia), but I may or may not start editing regularly for a while, if ever. Overall, most of my time here has been great, but I must move on. Goodbye, Uncyclopedia. --
01:22, Nov. 23, 2007- Oh HELLS NO! so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 01:24, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
You're not coming back? do you promise? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:28, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
- I may or may not return depending on what goes on in real life. -- 01:33, Nov. 23, 2007
Uncyclopedian Darwinism: Survival of the coolest. LIKE ME! Sorry to hear you're not cool anymore, Starnes. -- 01:43, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
- Savethemooses? Cool? Nonsense! I'd need to be high to believe that. -- 01:44, Nov. 23, 2007
- This totally sucks. Starnestommy is one of the few users that take this place seriously. Plus, he seems to know a deal about computer stuff. Another thing that greatly troubles me is the repeated claim that Uncyclopedia is declining. It would seem that it has jumped the shark. 02:48, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
- Take a vacation, take a deep breath, chill out, go for a long walk, then come back (if you choose)...but stop with the drama. People have always been saying "Uncyclopedia is going downhill...". Well, Uncyc is still here, and it will continue to be here when you, inevitably, return. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:58, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
- SHUTUP MODUS I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!! -- 03:05, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
- /me stuffs a comically large cork into STM's mouth Quiet, you. Now then, I agree with Modus that the claim that Uncyc has been going downhill has been around for as long as Uncyc has existed. When Chronarion sneezed on his keyboard and created Uncyclopedia that one Saturday afternoon (not true, just bear with me here), some schmuck looked over his shoulder at the screen and said, "Dude, this thing's going downhill. Like, it's cool and all, but I'm definitely seeing a trend towards Lame status." Then Chronarion punched him in the balls and everyone had a good laugh about it. Except for the guy who got punched. Where was I going with this? --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 01:55, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- Downhill? --Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 02:38, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- Ah yes, I... hey! You're mean! I'm quitting the internet forever and ever because of meanies like you! Whaaaah! --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 04:25, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- Mmmmmmhmmmphmmmmmhmm!!! -- 08:23, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- Fine, but not until you pay me those 5 bucks you don't owe me. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 09:47, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- I once kicked <insert name here> in the balls for saying Uncyclopedia was going downhill. I took a good 9 month break and came back under a different username and it's 100% better now that I have no idea what's going on. I think that's what it takes. Yes, I am advocating that everyone take a 9 month break so that they forget about Uncyclopedia drama. In this time, I will turn this place into my own image hosting site and make millions from adverts. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF 22:10, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- Somebody kick this guy in the balls for using {{USERNAME}}. Also, {{USERNAME}} abuse should now be known as 'abusername' --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 01:51, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
- Way to miss my point, but I forgot all about {{USERNAME}} and I'm taking today as my chance to get it all out of my system. My point was that by forgetting all about Uncyclopedia, it made everything about it (even {{USERNAME}}) awesome again, and I forgot all about the stupid crap that made me leave. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF 03:00, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
- Just kidding! Only someone as uptight as, oh I don't know, <insert name here>, would actually want to kick someone in the balls for abusername. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 21:58, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
- I, for one, will miss Starnestommy. Kind of. Not really. He'll be back. They always come back. --EMC [TALK] 22:02, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
- Except, of course, when they don't. But they don't count, and if they want to protest about that, let them come back and do it. --Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:10, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
- Encouragin' 'em to come back protestin' seems like a bad idea. I'm mean, look at Zommy. He's farkin' undead now.
- Except, of course, when they don't. But they don't count, and if they want to protest about that, let them come back and do it. --Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:10, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
- I, for one, will miss Starnestommy. Kind of. Not really. He'll be back. They always come back. --EMC [TALK] 22:02, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
- Just kidding! Only someone as uptight as, oh I don't know, <insert name here>, would actually want to kick someone in the balls for abusername. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 21:58, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
- Way to miss my point, but I forgot all about {{USERNAME}} and I'm taking today as my chance to get it all out of my system. My point was that by forgetting all about Uncyclopedia, it made everything about it (even {{USERNAME}}) awesome again, and I forgot all about the stupid crap that made me leave. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF 03:00, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
- Somebody kick this guy in the balls for using {{USERNAME}}. Also, {{USERNAME}} abuse should now be known as 'abusername' --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 01:51, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
- I once kicked <insert name here> in the balls for saying Uncyclopedia was going downhill. I took a good 9 month break and came back under a different username and it's 100% better now that I have no idea what's going on. I think that's what it takes. Yes, I am advocating that everyone take a 9 month break so that they forget about Uncyclopedia drama. In this time, I will turn this place into my own image hosting site and make millions from adverts. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF 22:10, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- Fine, but not until you pay me those 5 bucks you don't owe me. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 09:47, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- Mmmmmmhmmmphmmmmmhmm!!! -- 08:23, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- Ah yes, I... hey! You're mean! I'm quitting the internet forever and ever because of meanies like you! Whaaaah! --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 04:25, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- Downhill? --Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 02:38, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- /me stuffs a comically large cork into STM's mouth Quiet, you. Now then, I agree with Modus that the claim that Uncyc has been going downhill has been around for as long as Uncyc has existed. When Chronarion sneezed on his keyboard and created Uncyclopedia that one Saturday afternoon (not true, just bear with me here), some schmuck looked over his shoulder at the screen and said, "Dude, this thing's going downhill. Like, it's cool and all, but I'm definitely seeing a trend towards Lame status." Then Chronarion punched him in the balls and everyone had a good laugh about it. Except for the guy who got punched. Where was I going with this? --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 01:55, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- SHUTUP MODUS I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!! -- 03:05, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
*TAKITYTAKITYTAK-WHRR-BING!*
Of course, he's been undead for years now. --SPY 13:55, 26 November 2007 (UTC)