Forum:Hear Ye, Hear Ye!
I have an announcement!
I, Heck no techno, SCORED A HAT TRICK in gym class today! *fanfare*
It's true. I was walking through the school to the Rocky theme and they called a special assembly to honor me. The dean and her two associates then appointed me honorary dean for the day and gave me the right to snap my fingers, and at the sound of that snap they would then drop whatever they were doing and dance for me. Oh, and it had to be in front of their families.
But the merriment did not end there. Our notorious one-eyed lunch lady, Phil, let me have an extra brownie at lunch. The last kid who tried to do that, Matt Turner, got mysteriously "transferred" to another district. But my friend Amy's cousin totally saw Phil shank him in the boiler room. Phil is no joke. We're all a little bit terrified of Phil.
Anyway, in journalism class, when we went to work on our projects, my teacher said "everybody has to do two million questions about some gay crap but Heck no techno just gets to play Hearts on the computer the whole time." And no one even protested, because they all knew I freaking deserve it for scoring a hat trick in gym class.
Anyway you probably shouldn't ask anyone from my school about this because they will become to overcome with emotion to talk about it. And they might even be so disoriented from all the partying and admiration of me that they don't remember any of it happening. So it's best not to bring it up. I just thought I'd warn you. 22:07, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
- A hat trick of what? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:28, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
- Soccer? Isn't that the sport that people in North America (less Mexico) don't care about? Now, if you were talking about hockey, I'd be all "Good goin', eh. Beauty." Also, congratulations on getting the ball past a little tiny goalie and in to a great big giant net. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:13, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
- And then you got gang raped in the showers. Good times.... -- Sir Mhaille
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- Hey, you were there too?! Awesome! I was the one who called the cops. I was all like "coppers, there's a gang rape in session at this undisclosed school in Canada" and they were all like "OK, we'll be right there". I'm so awesome. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:55, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
- Clearly, you didn't call the Canadian police. They would've said "Aw-jeez-boy-where-are-they-to-I'll-come-where-they're-at-I-says-moy-son-moy-son?" or, possibly "Baptême câlice viarge calvaire ciarge crisse maudit mozusse ciboire tabarnak ostie!" Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:05, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
- Ishnay on the rang grape-ay --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
13:04, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
- Ixnay, man! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:58, 22 May 2008
- You know how weird foreigners, like the British, from odd foreign countries, like Britain, have funny names for things in place our our Ameri-centric and perfectly normal names for those very same things, like elevators, potato chips and cigarettes to us are lifts, crisps and fags to them? In the same manner, "gang rape" is British for soap. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:32, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
- Hey, you were there too?! Awesome! I was the one who called the cops. I was all like "coppers, there's a gang rape in session at this undisclosed school in Canada" and they were all like "OK, we'll be right there". I'm so awesome. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:55, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
20:04, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
- Soccer, eh? I'm pretty sure members of our school's varsity soccer team grabbed a freshman's balls and told him he was gay. - UnIdiot |
| Talk | Contribs - 01:36, May 23
- What was your reply? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:21, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
- And grabbing some guy's balls is perfectly straight... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:09, 25 May 2008 (UTC)