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I went to Krispy Kreme yesterday, and they were out of glazed. --Emmzee 13:00, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Outrageous! Did you demand to see Mr. Kreme? At the donut shop, I mean. Don't ever ask that while on the set of a porn movie. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:59, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

So then they said "All we got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels", right? [/slightly obscure references] -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:02, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

That's not obscure. This is teh internets. Obscure would be a historical sports reference. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:10, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

You're right. Sometimes I forget where I am. You'd think it'd be tricky to mistake a keyboard and a screen for real life. Okay, I swear I wasn't going to whore my article again before I typed that. I blame Modus for setting me up. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:21, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

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Donuts. Junky junky junk

To everyone who will listen to me, please do not eat those things because Donuts are the worst! None of their tastes are ever good after the first bite. They are total pieces of junk. Junky junky junk! ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!

For example, they're deep fried and made of white carbs. People who eat them will probably gain tons of weight! Celebrities such as Jared the Subway guy got fat because they ate too many donuts! What a load of junky junky junky junky junky junk is this? If you eat donuts that means you are ghey. And if you're ghey, you should probably start drinking coffee to make yourself feel better.

Donuts suck. The myth that they taste good are lame. I suspect donuts as not being real food, possibly processed junk, which still have not tapped into the inner truth of carbs beyond that crappy baker guy...Seriously, I did not think it was possible, but they are far, far more disgusting than Mozzerella sticks and fried lard. Why? Because they are deep fried white, empty carbs. The only purpose for donuts is to let a group of corporate fASCISTS spend all their days frying stuff. It's true and you know it. Don't e-lynch me because you are in denial. Have you even heard of zits? I doubt it. Not being able to exercise. Oh. Donuts can't exercise. sugar? Who gives a shit? Not healthy in any sense ever. Your tastes are not healthy, not even slightly. Seriously. jelly? Stop eating them or you'll need lypo. What's up with donuts? Are they high? I WANNA GO HOOOOOME!!!!!!!!

I HATE DONUTS!! I HATE DONUTS!! I HAET DONUTS!! I HAET DONUTS!! I HAET DONUTS!!

HATE HATE HAT!!!!!

DONUTS ARE A BUNCH OF POOPY!!!!

--Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:46, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Not again! Uncyclopedia is the worse clones are the worst. HAET HAET HAT! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:48, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

The door was already open. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:49, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

/me challenges Crazyswordsman to a sword fight. /me hides blaster behind back --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:51, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Don't use slashes unless you want me to start a "Slashes are the worst." --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 21:55, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Okay. /me fires blaster at Crazyswordsman. Whoops, you can't, you are dead. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:48, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

....blaster burns are the worst? --Andorin Kato 00:46, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

How dare you all?! You have blasted and demeaned my religion for the last time! Donuts are a staple of the American diet, not to mention the police officer's diet. So if you hate donuts, that means your anti-American and anti-government, which makes you a stupid ghey leftist Muslim anarchist Communist scum! I hope you all die of cholera or some equally nasty intestinal disease, and shit green slime for a week. Maybe that'll teach you to be more compassionate and respectful, assholes.

Now with that, may I say, Merry Last Day of Peace Week. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:40, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

How can you call us anti-American? You're Cuban! --General Insineratehymn 18:47, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

I love donuts. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

No wonder cops are so damn corrupt and useless in this country. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:44, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

deepthroat forever. but not for you. --Math Poet 09:40, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

We need a MathPoet translator... I think he was cursing somebody... hmmm... --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 20:00, 28 May 2007 (UTC) 19:59, 28 May 2007 (UTC)