Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 3

April 3: Vivaldi Appreciation Day

• 1220 - Rampaging crusaders drive a trebuchet through the walls of two towers in Ancient Syria.
• 1666 - Sir Marquis Baron Vivaldi walks to the crossroad and sells his soul to Satan
• 1888 - Vivaldi composes new record "A Change of Four Seasons", inspired by regressive metal band Dream Theater.
• 1945 - Scientists discover that if you play John Cage's 4'33" backward you'll hear someone cough, but backwards.
• 1974 - Tornadoes sweep the U.S.A, inspiring the invention of the tumble drier.
• 1986 - D.J. murder rate at all-time high, blamed on the provocative lyrics of The Smiths.
• 1996 - Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, is arrested for crimes against tasteful nomenclature, and killing like six people.

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