Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 25

April 25: National Obesity Appreciation Day (North America)

• 900 - A horde of plus-sized Vikings raid the east coast of Britain and set up a new IKEA, selling meatballs and lingonberry sauce to all.
• 1847 - The last survivors of the Donner Party are out of the wilderness. Shortly thereafter, the first McDonners restaurant opens. First item on the menu: McRib.
• 1862 - The worlds first battery operated fork is created, two million die during its first use.
• 1859 - Ground is broken for the Suez Canal. Israelis and Egyptians immediately begin fighting over who owns the hole.
• 1915 - Australians invade Turkey, but couldn't get past the smell of street kebab.
• 1921 - Fattest US president in history, William Howard Taft, eats his own ruptured spleen.
• 2016 - The International Federation of Dentists cancel all appointments for the month of August until Americans learn to floss.

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