User talk:TKF/Archive4

Fortune Cookie

I don't know what elder magics those "admins" have taught you, but please revert this article and consider locking it please, this one guy is bent on making it completely unfunny. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 06:12, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

ty! Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 18:27, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Drifter Thanks You

Hey Man thanks with the issue with that person who was deleting the page BURN! plus i saw him doing the same to your page.. dammit i do not like him but anyway ill stay on topic... Thank you for your help erradicating the threat to uncyclopedia and my page =P --Drifter 04:07, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Grr...

Drop and give me 2... THOUSAND push ups! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:59, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

No! ABSOLUTE POWAR... ACTIVATE!!! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:59, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

If you have absolute power, than why did I just lower your rank to soldier? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:01, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

You didn't? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:02, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

/me does so. Also, you're not "Random Rambler". DELETE --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:06, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Nooooo! Can I at least give myself another R for this whole escapade as my last act as such? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:20, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 05:39, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

THK you

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:45, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks muchly for voting

For voting, I award you this award.

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a shiny new Humvee. You may wanna, uh, keep an eye on that, ya know? Just park it in the garage for a few nights, ok?
	Thanks for voting, and remember, don't let yourself be brainwashed by the Eco-Nazis!

Can't wait to see your take on the Eco-Nazi Cabal. THE TRUTH ABOUT THOSE TREE-HUGGING HITLERS MUST BE REVEALED! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:27, Aug 17, 2007

A psychic is you!

Your A Big Psychic Now!

Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending! We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 22:55 Aug 17, 2007 22:17, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Thank'ye sar!

Thank you for the welcome - sorry for the belatedness, I was just spiffifying my signature. Wisest stupid word - Treason

Thanks for voterizing!

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Aaah, thanks for voting for UnScripts:Grass in the Mist. Also, thanks for fixing the remaining typos that I was too sloppy a proofreader to notice myself :) --THE 21:59, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Don't Do That

Don't add {{VoteSOTM}} or anythin' else to a user's page unless they are formally nominated first. Thank you.

Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:14, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Query

just wondering why you removed the 'not approved by the kansas state board of education' template from Tremors. i really don't care (i put it there about 3 hours after discovering uncyclopedia), i'm really just curious, especially because of the edit summary... --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:09, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

ok, no worries. it was the first template i put on a page and i was excited at the time, but i do see how templates can be annoying. thanks. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:18, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

	WARNING!
	Since you voted for Blue Screen of Death on VFH, your user talk page has encountered a fatal addition of a template.
	To correct this problem, you must either: 1. Accept SRXT's sincere thanks, or 2. Go and buy a better PC, you cheap bugger. Select an option _

SRXT. 07.01pm

Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:17, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

All hail!

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 09:38, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

PARTY HARD

I just helped make your article famous. [1] -- Kip the Egg Talk Works

It's ba-ack...

Considering the Darwin Rule has now been replaced by another system, and cuz it did so well last time, I decided to renom Pillow fighting! Splee! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:46 Aug 29, 2007

Bleh.

please accept this template both as a thank-you for voting on "Ode to the Monotony of Life" but also, in its own, small way, as a symbol of the monotony, general grayness, and eternal dull unchangingness of life, which somehow continues to go on despite many objections to it and people opting out of it, God knows why

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:18 Aug 29, 2007

Consider Your Penis...REMOVE'D!

THANK YOU FOR VOTING!
You voted for Why?:Remove Your Penis on VFH, and it got featured!! As a token of our humble appreciation, you receive 75% off your next Penis Removal!
Come see us sometime, the doctor would love to meat meet you.

-RAHB 03:37, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

If you have time

Can you see if you can give feedback on this article so I can make it even funnier? --– Preceding unsigned comment added by Dark Paladin X (talk • contribs)

Argh! How many times do I tell people that I'm no good at pee reviews! Meh, I might do it if I can find the time, but no promises as of yet. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:06, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

awesome!

Gerrycheevers sincerely thanks you. Your vote for NotM is much appreciated. As a token of his gratitude, Gerry wishes to offer you his services should you ever be looking for a goalie while planning a pick-up street hockey game.

thanks again for your support. i hope to continue to earn your respect, approval, and spare change. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:48, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

Hallbug?

Thanks for the... uh, never mind... Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:41, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

VFH thanks!

	Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!!
	PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.

Captain's Log

Why did you delete the part about Lieutenant Commander Coffee? Was it not funny enough? I linked it to the correct places...didn't I? --YeOldeLuke 01:53, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for restoring it! --YeOldeLuke 01:43, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

Talk:Aztec War Horses

TKF,

I just read your message, however the talk page and article doesn't exist for Aztec War Horse. Although there is an article, Aztec war horses a talk page doesn't exist either. MadMax 07:31, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

In regards to your last message, with exception to the recently deleted Aztec war horses, there was never an existing talk page to respond to for either article (I'm still not sure if this was a joke at my expense). MadMax 11:29, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

Heaps of praise

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.
	That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.

Thanks very much for your vote, TKF! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:24, Sep 10, 2007

Houdini

if that was you, i dont mind, but having harry and harold doenst make sense uhhh.......what now?

:-O

Whoa, thanks for the nomination! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:43, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Moar plox

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:43, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Images

Well, I'm not sure, but I think those license thingies are supposed to be subst'ed. I think every single license is. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:30 Sep 13, 2007

Thank You

Please accept this offer for supporting HowTo:Deceive people on eBay on VFH--Sir Manforman 21:07, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote! Have a whale!

The UnIdiot would like to award you with a authentic Kansas whale! Because apparently Kansas has oceans now! Treasure it always! Only 789,729 more left! Tell your friends! Thanks for voting on Kansas whaling!

You sir, are a hero!

...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology.
	Friggin' geology...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:23, Sep 16

What gives, eh?

[2]?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:30, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Welcome

Thanks brother

I salute you

Karasünger 17:41, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

There's a {{hide}} option?

Do tell. This may indeed be the Holy Grail I've been searching for all these years. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:36 Sep 16, 2007

Darn, already knew about that. Thanks anyway though. And while I'm here, thanks for reverting the vandalism on my talk page. Interesting how the history got backwards though. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:43 Sep 16, 2007

Thanks for the adoption!

You have made a wise choice. I suspect I'll be asking you for help quite a bit.

Like how the hell do all you people get those fancy shmancy signatures? Because I wouldn't be a true member of Uncyclopedia until I get an ornamentatious sig.

Jim Groovester 03:22, 17 September 2007 (UTC) <-- See? Drab. Boring. Makes me look like I just got here, with a noob's innocence still in his eye....

Thanks for the welcome and a question already

Hi, glad to join the club :-)

I already have a little problem and couldn't find a solution on in the help thing. I would like to add an entry on the disambiguation page for Paul. When I click the edit tab, I don't get a list but a pointer to the template "{{Special:Prefixindex/Paul}}". What I would like to do, is to add the string "Paul Zappa" to the list, and have it point to this section of the frank zappa article. I managed to do this with "Peter Zappa" and with "Mary Zappa", but these are not disambiguation pages, so that was easy. Can you give (or point to) a hint? Tia!

DVdm 18:19, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

J'accuse

Everyone agrees that the killer WAS, IN FACT, a froggy.

Wait, so this is the first "UnMystery" ever made? Awesome. --  Le Cejak • <-> 14:36, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

cool

You are presented with one (1) bomb shelter for voting for DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations. In the event of a terrorist attack, simply place your bomb in this handy (and stylish!) container to protect it from harm.

enjoy! also thans a ton for the nom. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:22, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

I award you an award award! Jocke Pirat awards you the award award for giving them an award!

~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

23/09/2007 @ 22:10

Genteel gratitude

Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing. By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard! Glorious success will yet be ours! Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down. Thanks for your vote.

You have been thanked. Tatty byes! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:57, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Congroodulations

Welcome to the Hall of Shame. I see you've already taken it upon yourself to add yourself in (along with an obnoxiously long edit comment; nice touch). I look forward to seeing more come from you. Cordially, Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk)

Hehe, he said cordially. Lame!! And now, onto business... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:18, Sep 27

Thankies McThanksALot

	The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon.
	Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:18, Sep 27

Small favors.

I posted this on Kip's talk, but if he missed it, I could use the favor from you too. I need you to get on IRC and ask an admin, or ask sannse for a IP lookup and ban on User:Nigger2 for posting shock/gross images. Much obliged, thanks. --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 18:53, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

OMFG SOCK

LOL WUT

Ziggy Sawdust 23:15, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

lol thanks

	Necropaxx awards you your certificate of quitting!
	PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH.

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:13, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the NotM vote!

Pfft, only a n00b would try this! Remember, you voted for me because I did this better than any other n00b on the site! Please accept this poorly made template! No, its all we have! GO AWAY! Thanks for voting for The UnIdiot!

Thwanks! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:20, Oct 1

ANOTHER AWARD FROM UNIDIOT!

The UnIdiot would like thank you for voting him as Article Narrator of the Month. Don't let him get too cocky though! You don't want him to start singing... Yes I know my templates suck, but they're better than ljlego's stupid generic ones! Thanks for voting! Drive safe!

Thank you! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:33, Oct 1

Thanks Comrade!

I've just barely noticed, but you've send a nomination for me as "Teh N00b of Teh Monthzorz". and I have to say that I am honored. :) thanks muchly for the nomination comrade. :) I'll make sure to work hard to make myself worthy of it.

-St. Fenix (User•Talk) 23:49, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Palpatine

Hey Frog... So, you DID or DID NOT think it was "crappy crap crap" like it said in the history? I put those tags there so that people won't yell at me cuz it's so terrible. At least it's better than it was before --  Le Cejak • <-> 14:39, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Oi

Just to let you know, haven't forgotten about your audio and I still plan on doing it. Some family issues lately have given me limited uncyc time, or much of any time, so I wasn't able to today...or yesterday or whatever. I'll get to it though I swear! =D -RAHB 07:34, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen has been moved...

...from my userspace to the mainspace. So, VFH it already, will ya? Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 01:47, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a million, old chap! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 01:58, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote, adoptee! er I mean, adopter. Dammit.

Thank you for voting on my first article! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:05, 6 October 2007 (UTC)