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for being such a fuck-wit, creative contributor to Uncyclopedia. Did you think stealing that cookie was smart? Don't fuck wit me, fool.
“Man this guy is soo COOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!”
“I heard hes gay”
“He isnt you dipshit”
“I was talking about Oliver james you fuck”
“You can watch Uncyclopedia, but you can't shag the sheep.”
“That makes me very sad.”
Drifter or Ben (ben is his real name) was born in australia and lives in australia... he goes to some rich school and is a kind of nerdy guy... Deviousdan is his cousin =\
Lives to hate Sam shepard Will allways hate sam Shepard...
“When the time comes i will break free of this mother fucking body and take my revenege on this god forsaken planet and Kill Every Non-Living Thing”
edit Gaming life
Used to play pc every day untill his family got a massive fucking check for the internet of $2000 and ever since then he has been playing the PS2 And Xbox
“I Gotz Teh Need... Teh Need For Speed!!!! and the need for weed!!!”
edit Other Boring Bits
edit Blah blah blah
edit Random shit
(user:Drifter/Private Drifter Bennington/ user:Drifter)
edit Newly Added
- And Recently Added Drifters WEATHER!!!! (Excludes the word Newz)
- And also the Crappy Page BURN! The Game.
- if you wish to know whether you are retarded or not do the test here
edit Here is a movie I was in
I was in this movie. Very awesome perhaps...