User:Drifter/BURN!
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“Burn that man Baby Fire”
“OH NOES I GOT BURNT!!!”
History[edit | edit source]
Playstation needed a new game to allow into their fucking large list of games only to seem like they have beaten microsoft with the xbox but they cant because xbox is better in soo many ways...
Game Play[edit | edit source]
Players start off as a little flame on the end of a stick and have to grow up to make a massive fire and burn the entire world... you can drive cars, trains, trees, people, birds... and dont forget... the other fires... fight with other fires to claim your territory... like the one Gang called the "ballas" you start of in "Grove Street" (playstation says there is no copywriting to any other games there)
Copywright Problems[edit | edit source]
Many of the things in this game seem to be copied and pasted from other games but you are wrong!
Problems with the game humor[edit | edit source]
There have been Rumors That the game was meant to be funny but the facts are it isnt its a peice of crap. The characters were drawn really badly so they made sure that no one noticed and they limited seeing some of the characters (note the fire dying)
Cheats[edit | edit source]
There are a few cheats in this game:
Square, Triangle, X, O, R1, R2, Square - gives you unlimited life (only lasts for 10 seconds then you die) Square, Square, Triangle, X, X, X - gives you a super fast car that can explode and make you into an uncontrolably big fire...
Characters[edit | edit source]
The main characters are:
- Von Crackens Fat - (some guy)
- Master Chief - (The man who kills the big fire)
- The Big Fire - (Baby Fires Father)
- Baby fire - (The Main Character... whos father (Big Fire) gets killed)
- Car - (The Car)
Creaters Notes[edit | edit source]
“Please note that this page is a peice of crap and was all made by me... if it is as bad as you say it is below please contact me on my user page: User:Drifter thanks for reading mr admin... and thanks froggy for stopping that noob from deleting my page”
Sony's involvment[edit | edit source]
Sony created all the instruction booklet, thus making it more unreadable than the Bible printed on a sweaty prostitutes back... also, the typos! there weree so maany fuckin typos in the booklet, it made Don Wing cry... whoever that is.