User:Drifter/Private Drifter Bennington

Private Drifter Bennington after being brought back from the war on spam

History

Private Drifter Bennington (also known as User:Drifter) enlisted in the Grue army to join the war on vandals who were vandalising Uncyclopedia. he grew up in the little town called Launceston, and was raised to kill some people... not really, but he was raised to do good stuff and he thought the army would be fun so he joined the grue army.

“Private Drifter Bennington is the Best Soldier ive ever had... cept that one guy...”

~ High Gen. Grue on Private Drifter Bennington

feats of high something

Private Drifter Bennington has done alot of things for the community eg:

• 1. made that crap page Need for Weed
• 2. Made some other shitty page
• 3. allowed deviousdan to be created... which he found out was a bad thing for he vandalised uncyclopedia
• 4. drove his car through a massive sign that said "a taste of higher things to come"... he smashed through the "higher things to" area... it then read "a taste of come"... he was pleased... and there was much rejoice

Personal Life

Private Drifter Bennington HAS NO LIFE!!!! all he ever does is do stuff for the guy who created the grue army... oh wait im talking about myself... shit

References to other things

i did get some of the titles ie Personal life from wikipedia the others i made up myself... yay i feel soo cool lol

Links to various pages Private Drifter Bennington has made:

• 1. Need for Weed ones (got deleted though =\ )
• 2. BURN! (was threatening to be deleted)
• 3. Baby fire (character for BURN! got deleted though...)
• 4. Von Crackens Fat (got deleted also =( )
• 5. this page...
• 6. User:Drifter page